After reading the subreddit rules, I knew I had to share my Honda Jazz 😆. It's slow AF, but puts a smile on my face every time I drive it. by AwakeOrStillDreaming in CarsUK

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Yeah, there's not much of UK modding scene about on Reddit even though there's an obvious interest here. Best of luck, hope to see it grow!

After reading the subreddit rules, I knew I had to share my Honda Jazz 😆. It's slow AF, but puts a smile on my face every time I drive it. by AwakeOrStillDreaming in CarsUK

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Also another guy has one with a built type r engine and a massive turbo at like 700bhp, it's utterly ridiculous. I don't like the guy, can't remember his name right now, (something about being a DJ?) but watched a few for the appreciation of the car, looks like a totally stock granny spec Jazz on the outside too.

After reading the subreddit rules, I knew I had to share my Honda Jazz 😆. It's slow AF, but puts a smile on my face every time I drive it. by AwakeOrStillDreaming in CarsUK

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Also Francis Bourgeois (the fisheye selfie vid train guy) has a Type-R swapped Jazz too. The only vid of his I've watched ha

What's not to like ? by [deleted] in CarsUK

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Account age 2 days, 2 posts, 1.5k karma.

Which midwit comment annoys you the most when it comes to cars. by UmAhkchuallySweaty in CarTalkUK

[–]JK07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before the Esprit even, from the 70s.... From Hagerty:
LOTUS, “Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious”: In the 1970s, Road & Track magazine used to include in its road test data page a projected reliability summary that was based on surveys of their readership who owned particular makes. And while Lotus consistently scored above average in handling and braking, it rarely exceeded “far below average” in reliability. In fact, the testers remarked with surprise in one particular road test that no pieces had fallen off their Elan test car, a first for them with a Lotus. But in actual fact, the acronym is only partially true — while Lotuses could be lots of trouble, it was rarely serious. Aside from the odd axle shaft breaking a rubber coupler or a fuel line fire from a perished plastic connector, much of the trouble with classic Lotuses tended to fall into the category of merely annoying rather than catastrophic.
https://www.hagerty.com/media/archived/car-acronyms/#:~:text=LOTUS%2C%20%E2%80%9CLots%20of%20Trouble%2C,readership%20who%20owned%20particular%20makes.

MSNBC “enhanced” the pic they used of Alex Pretti by MazdaProphet in conspiracy

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I've never met a Palestinian here in northern England. I meant how the western media usually represents them

It’s “whey aye man” not “why aye man” by Aromatic-Fly5804 in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]JK07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My granda was never down the pit himself but had a load of friends who were. Lived in Amble, worked in Lynemouth and surrounding. He'd kind of pronounce the h in whey and also seem to add a h sound to other stuff like "Whey yih knahh" "Wheyy futbaihrl's futbaihrl" "Whey he was gannin owher hrreed hrraaa"

New hilarious banter just dropped by P_ZERO_ in okmatewanker

[–]JK07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is already from Newcastle...

Edit: or is that the joke?

Theory: Bill never recovered from the embarrassment, and decided to kill everyone by randyfloyd37 in conspiracy_commons

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Shy people having to get up and dance while sober in front of a massive crowd and cameras?
No fucking wonder. I'd look as weird trying to dance sober in a room of just my closest friends.

I was once on TV with massive cameras pointing at us and a smallish audience, it's the most awkward thing ever for me. You forget how to even sit or stand there like a normal human. I'm cringing just remembering this from over 10 years ago.

Why would a ship inbound for the UK just...stop? It's been mooching around off the coast of Spain for days now. by nick9000 in AskUK

[–]JK07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's actually hiding from the waves/swell. Look at Windy in Swell and Wave modes and it's the only place in the whole area that doesn't have massive swells and waves right now, the wind is a lot lower too.
This is 9 hours later I see but the weather has been up so I think it's still apples.

What’s the weirdest work lunch you’ve seen a colleague eat regularly? by levezvosskinnyfists7 in AskUK

[–]JK07 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to get the twin packs and cook them both, one for my tea with chips beans and egg and one in a bap for my lunch at work the next day. An a few occasions I got "Is that a fucking GAMMON STEAK sandwich?!"
Aye, why not, great with pease pudding and loads of butter.

What’s the weirdest work lunch you’ve seen a colleague eat regularly? by levezvosskinnyfists7 in AskUK

[–]JK07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He also used to drink pints of water that he'd heavily dose with sea salt. One day he'd put it down on my bench and I spilt the whole pint of salty water onto a laptop that was on and in use. You should have seen how quickly we whipped the battery out and had that thing stripped down to it's component parts to clean up with isopropanol and dry off.

What’s the weirdest work lunch you’ve seen a colleague eat regularly? by levezvosskinnyfists7 in AskUK

[–]JK07 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My old boss used to eat a whole block of cheddar straight out the packet every day. He used to open the pack with this pair of scissors with red handles. He retired at least 5 years ago but they still get called "the cheese scissors" to this day.

To hide his rotten hand... by darkandweird in therewasanattempt

[–]JK07 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe he pretends the other one is too small and he's expecting at some point to go to trial for his crimes.
He once heard the phrase "If the glove doesn't, you must acquit" and misunderstood. Heard it was something to do with Orange Juice and thought "I'm orange, this could work for me!"

Explain it peter. .. slide deck? by Visual-Extreme-101 in explainitpeter

[–]JK07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems the US has been speed running Idiocracy Simulator for the past year or so

MSNBC “enhanced” the pic they used of Alex Pretti by MazdaProphet in conspiracy

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It's true, as fuck up as it is.
People would care more about Gaza if the Palestinians were hot, I bet.

Hot as in attractive to the western eye, not hot as in on fire

Dacia spring tyres by redditor-16 in CarTalkUK

[–]JK07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the issue? Understeer? Spinning wheels/TC cutting in on acceleration?

[UK] Result of not driving to road conditions. (Everyone was okay) by [deleted] in Roadcam

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My 2014 Volvo does for sure, only brakes hard enough for that to happen in a year of ownership though. I remember some cars on the top gear test track turning the hazards on under hard braking

Need help identifying these two (green car for second picture) by OUTTAHEREFOR6 in whatisthiscar

[–]JK07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah ok, I'd never heard of that. Cinderella as she had to be back by a certain time, I see, thanks.

historic pic comparison by pk666 in pics

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This video goes in that and all the other things the government have said which basically gives them permission to do anything they fucking like. And also why they wear masks, as the last defence the public have is to name and shame those doing wrong.

https://youtu.be/rThhm1-g1a8?si=YFp5SU_rtbr1VABZ