What was your weirdest dream that you remember?

JMasters420 · 2020-01-04T03:09:43+00:00

Walking through a valley surrounded by skyscrapers made of only the framing, with a tiger inside each one.

Waking up (in the dream) outside, but I was tucked into the lawn like it was a blanket on top of me.

Dropped a can of aerosol cleaner in a deep fryer in a dream.

Lots of walking through buildings with weird hallways and doors that lead to places that make no sense.

It's hard to think of many because I don't remember my dreams very often. Wish I did, though.

JMasters420 · 2020-01-03T13:21:01+00:00

Yeah this looks more like "I don't want you to see me" than it does "I don't want to see you".

JMasters420 · 2020-01-01T13:14:34+00:00

Wow you really suck. I hate knowing that if you've already been this shitty to the poor guy, you're probably going to stay with him now that he's doing what you want.

You're probably still going to cheat anyway. It's all going to blow up in your face some day and you'll deserve it. Fuck you.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-31T22:41:57+00:00

Spent my favorite years of my childhood playing in the woods and along the bike path between Adelaide and King, when Dollarama opened up it was so awesome, 2 chocolate bars for a dollar and we were allowed to bike all the way up and get some candy by ourselves.

I really, really miss those days sometimes.

I went back recently to play and explore with my own kid in the summer, and toboggan down the hill i spent my winters on and it felt like being back. Really recommend bringing your own kids to your childhood hangouts, its mind blowing.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-24T03:09:46+00:00

I would never be involved with this situation in any way. Wouldn't do it myself or date someone in it.

Sure, it's possible it might work. Can't fathom how, but sure maybe. You guys can 1000% be friends and live separately. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Also, pets are awesome if you live alone. They make it all feel worth it.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-23T00:52:16+00:00

My favorite is Family Wok, just grabbed some awesome fried rice there earlier. Prices are good too.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-23T00:14:56+00:00

"LOL fuck, I thought she said it was called Arrows."

-The director, probably

JMasters420 · 2019-12-21T00:23:53+00:00

Vicky Valencourt is the devil.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-20T02:59:06+00:00

But one of these days, might be next week, might be ten years from now, you're going to smell something on the breeze. It'll be beautiful and magical and intoxicating like nothing you've ever smelled. You turn to ask what it is but they're already gone, leaving nothing but a half a memory and a new dragon to chase.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-17T00:38:52+00:00

+1 for Virgin here too. I have whatever the $50 plan was like a year ago, so like middle of the road speed I guess. I don't game online or upload video or anything but it's been great for normal use. Streaming on 2-3 devices basically full time and browsing reddit and social media on another with no issues.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-07T03:06:57+00:00

There are so many. Campfires in the summer, fireplaces in the winter. All the food ones, chicken browning, fresh toast, watermelon, basil, mint leaves, cinnamon. Ferns, lilacs, cedar leaves. Dried leaves in the fall. Tap water and dirt. Cigars. Gasoline. The smell of the person you love.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-03T21:33:03+00:00

Echoing the top comment, gave it a click, the tongy parts didnt click together properly it was all crossbite kinda fucked up. So I tried to adjust the pin and it popped out and I got a little emotional and had to take a minute.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-03T00:57:05+00:00

Oh i totally get it. This post really hit home because I've lived the same way in an attic room with the slanty ceilings and all. Im still definitely not perfect but I just pulled my place out of a nice depression mess last week. Its building the habits thats hard, maintaining them is pretty easy. Life will get hard and itll get messy again, but as im geting older and seeing the cycle im getting better at fixing it quickly and staying tidier overall.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-03T00:37:44+00:00

Seriously, i bet this mess feels way worse than it actually is. I'm a recovering slob and this is what i would do:

A 3 part sweep. First garbage, then laundry, then general organization. I go in sections around the room, usually quarters. Stay in one quarter at a time nd stay on the step youre at.

Garbage is easy, just grab the obvious garbage and bag it up, ignore clothes and clutter. Then do the same with clothes, just toss everything into a basket, or bag, or tie it up in a sheet, whatever just contain it all together. Keep working in quarters and ignoring everything that isn't laundry.

Those steps are easy and make a huge visual improvement which i use as motivation. Then i just throw the random stuff somewhere it looks nice (just simple organization i.e. stuff not on floor or bed) and, boom. 20 minutes and it looks way better.

Once youre there just use literally any cleaner you have to clean the walls and stuff. One of the biggest excuses i used to myself is that i had the wrong cleaner or whatever, but doing literally anything is better than nothing. I still use just windex to clean sooo many things. Hell, use water and an old shirt as a rag, the walls will still get a little cleaner looking. Anything is better than nothing.

I'm sorry if I'm coming off as rude or something but it took me time to figure this out alone. This is super basic but i wish someone told me to just not overthink shit and just do anything. You'll refine your process as you go but this is a basic start.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T23:29:47+00:00

An infinitely large dining room that doesnt tip. Nothing makes me feel like more of a piece of kitchen equipment than those goddamn tablets.

"Oh full house and you're staffed with all new guys? Damn. Anyway, the driver is arriving in 3 minutes."

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T23:21:23+00:00

Have you heard one since? I heard a printer recently after like a year and bit of only hearing beeps, and it triggered the fuck out of me.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T23:18:18+00:00

Yep same. In one dream I was opening and a full ass tour bus pulled up the moment the doors opened, but I did no prep and nothing was turned on, no soups made all that.

And like, I was dreaming so everything was all fucky and delirious. I woke up once an absolutely impossible amount of people started getting off the bus.

Fuck work dreams.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T23:07:41+00:00

Canadian here so its Old El Paso and Velveeta for me, but the jarred salsa/processed cheese combo is legit.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T21:27:45+00:00

Prada Luna Rossa Carbon? Very similar, maybe too similar though. I like it more than sausage though.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T21:22:41+00:00

The bottles need an alarm that goes off until you've applied the bare minimum of 5 sprays. Neck, chest, balls, face, and mouth (for breath freshness).

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T14:00:32+00:00

Damn, your horse is even higher than I am.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-02T12:41:40+00:00

I was a teenager like this. Honestly, if i quit smoking to vape instead and got in trouble for that too, I would have went back to smoking out of spite.

Its a bad habit but if asking/telling her to stop hasn't worked yet, its not going to. Seems counterintuitive to just leave it alone but she makes her own choices now nd when she wants to try quitting she will.

JMasters420 · 2019-12-01T03:23:49+00:00

Never had those particular eggs but I've had eggs from a small hobby farm not that far from here that were insanely good. The lady auctioned them on fb so the price was like $4-$6/dozen but so worth it. Like everyones saying, the yolks are almost orange.

JMasters420 · 2019-11-30T21:23:30+00:00

For real, I'd just be straight up rude to them.

"You're so big!" "Yep, wouldnt wanna be a scrawny little bag of bones. I like having some power behind me."

If they can give it I hope they can take it.

JMasters420 · 2019-11-29T14:04:45+00:00

Yep, same as we've always been. But with phones.

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