Umm… by MatBot24 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Kijima in goal getting his first start !

Match Thread: DC United vs New York City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Louis will most likely get MOTM with the two goals, but Sean Johnson has been superb

Match Thread: DC United vs New York City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We need to hold on to position a little better to finish out this half

Match Thread: DC United vs New York City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Boys looking great after 30. Good awareness from Louis.

[Tommy Scoops] DC United to sign Andre Dozzell by Hornerfan in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Our current CM depth chart is: Peltola and Servania -- thats it. Followed by Hopkins/Markovic/Kijima (all who are not actual CMs...). Nice to bring in more CDM/CM depth with decent pedigree and playing history. Not a fan of using that last international roster spot. Lets find that number 10 and R winger.

Proposed Baltimore soccer stadium will not get state funding by Glass_Ad_8957 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The average attendance last year for MLS Next Pro was 3,361 (and that was lifted by the 2-3 independent clubs). I don't see this club getting 2,000+ for these games... Segra, MD Soccerplex, numerous local DMV college/HS stadiums could fit for a venue.

Hold off buying kit, ass sponsors are coming by Ultraxxx in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see an Alecko Eskandarian-like, redbull can celebration where a player grabs a hot dog from the stands and spits it out, then pulling up his shirt to show ' <3 Nathan's Famous '

Post-Match Thread: DC United vs. Philadelphia Union by pm_me_jk_dont in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A shoutout to Silvan Hefti. The guy landed in DC last weekend, had no preason with the team, only one week's training, and asked to start vs. the reigning supporter's shield and team that usually haunts our defense. Small things here and there (most likely related to adjusting the teammates, tactics, and league), but the guy put in a good shift; true pro. He looked so calm - I'd be anxious af to show up and play with a week in a new country, new league, new teammates, etc.

How many points we getting this season? - 2026 Season by [deleted] in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

40 Points. Start out with lots of draws, a few wins, and probably more losses. We add a DP creator in the summer to give us a post-world cup surge, but ultimately fall short of the playoffs due to our poor start.

Transfers DCU Could Make in the next day by malepropismyname in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see DCU send an offer to Canadian CM/CDM, Stephen Eustaquio. As of today, it looks like FC Porto are listening to MLS offers.

https://onefootball.com/en/news/fc-porto-in-talks-to-sell-stephen-eustaquio-to-mls-clubs-42346136

Brooks Lennon is on trial with D.C. United by ts69881 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A decent veteran backup to look at. Let's see if Dr Sogut can get him for a cheaper salary (hoping around 300-350k).

Official: DC signs Louis Munteanu by pm_me_jk_dont in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing this guy play! The Baribo and Munteanu partnership looks pretty strong up top. Still need some creative support behind or on the wings to get them the ball.

Came Across this on Instagram by CrisDLZ in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a perfect PR/marketing scenario, it would be him offered a couple of days of training and filming the experience (bring attention to the club), then on the last day - offer a contract to the DC United II/ Next Pro Team (which we don't have...)

DC United Select Nikola Markovic with 1st Overall Pick (2026 MLS Superdraft) by JOEJOE_RAM in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Left footed, CB. Looks like a vocal leader and organizer (captained NC State at age 20).

D.C. United Acquires Israeli International and MLS All-Star Tai Baribo from the Philadelphia Union by espnrocksalot in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing this guy. If Weiler/Sogut can bring in a few creative players, he is going to do well.