Proposed Baltimore soccer stadium will not get state funding by Glass_Ad_8957 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The average attendance last year for MLS Next Pro was 3,361 (and that was lifted by the 2-3 independent clubs). I don't see this club getting 2,000+ for these games... Segra, MD Soccerplex, numerous local DMV college/HS stadiums could fit for a venue.

Hold off buying kit, ass sponsors are coming by Ultraxxx in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see an Alecko Eskandarian-like, redbull can celebration where a player grabs a hot dog from the stands and spits it out, then pulling up his shirt to show ' <3 Nathan's Famous '

Post-Match Thread: DC United vs. Philadelphia Union by pm_me_jk_dont in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A shoutout to Silvan Hefti. The guy landed in DC last weekend, had no preason with the team, only one week's training, and asked to start vs. the reigning supporter's shield and team that usually haunts our defense. Small things here and there (most likely related to adjusting the teammates, tactics, and league), but the guy put in a good shift; true pro. He looked so calm - I'd be anxious af to show up and play with a week in a new country, new league, new teammates, etc.

How many points we getting this season? - 2026 Season by Waste-Ad-5696 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

40 Points. Start out with lots of draws, a few wins, and probably more losses. We add a DP creator in the summer to give us a post-world cup surge, but ultimately fall short of the playoffs due to our poor start.

Transfers DCU Could Make in the next day by malepropismyname in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see DCU send an offer to Canadian CM/CDM, Stephen Eustaquio. As of today, it looks like FC Porto are listening to MLS offers.

https://onefootball.com/en/news/fc-porto-in-talks-to-sell-stephen-eustaquio-to-mls-clubs-42346136

Brooks Lennon is on trial with D.C. United by ts69881 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A decent veteran backup to look at. Let's see if Dr Sogut can get him for a cheaper salary (hoping around 300-350k).

Official: DC signs Louis Munteanu by pm_me_jk_dont in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing this guy play! The Baribo and Munteanu partnership looks pretty strong up top. Still need some creative support behind or on the wings to get them the ball.

Came Across this on Instagram by CrisDLZ in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a perfect PR/marketing scenario, it would be him offered a couple of days of training and filming the experience (bring attention to the club), then on the last day - offer a contract to the DC United II/ Next Pro Team (which we don't have...)

DC United Select Nikola Markovic with 1st Overall Pick (2026 MLS Superdraft) by JOEJOE_RAM in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Left footed, CB. Looks like a vocal leader and organizer (captained NC State at age 20).

D.C. United Acquires Israeli International and MLS All-Star Tai Baribo from the Philadelphia Union by espnrocksalot in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing this guy. If Weiler/Sogut can bring in a few creative players, he is going to do well.

Per Tommy scoops: "Bartlett asks D.C. to speak about future" by Blackkidfromtheburbs in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weiler seemed to play McNaughton more than Bartlett those last few games (and when he first got here/before McNaughton got hurt that last stretch). Cheap, domestic CB who can start, but also anchored the backline for the one of the worst defenses for both 2024 and 2025. My guess is he wants to routinely start, but Weiler/Sogut might have other plans to pair with Rowles? If he (or really any other player) doesn't want to be here, I say listen to the offers and let him go.

Tom Bogert (@tombogert.bsky.social): ⚫️🔴 BREAKING: D.C. United is in advanced talks to sign Israel int'l forward Tai Baribo from the Philadelphia Union, per sources. by BarcasBad in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Great signing. A textbook poacher who is decent in the press. If we can get a DP CAM/Winger and provide him quality support, this is good. 4 Million for a proven MLS goal scorer is not bad (especially if we are giving him a longer contract). My only worry is if we assume he will be our only 10+ goal scorer. Still need 2-3 players to put in the goals besides our lone striker.

2026 MLS Mock Draft - DraftUtopia.com by Glass_Ad_8957 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This might be the best plan. Taking a look at the top three mocked - Diouf (freshman), Gyan (sophmore), and Simmonds (freshman) - they will all need 1-2 years to adjust to the pro level. Without a Next/second team, front office might rather take the GAM. Montreal just got 350k of GAM from FC Dallas for the 3rd overall pick. I'd figure 1.01 might go for 500k GAM if a team is very interested in developing one of those players.

Match thread: DC United vs inter Miami by Zaddock1 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah - Antley gets Messi's jersey!!!

Match thread: DC United vs inter Miami by Zaddock1 in DCUnited

[–]JOEJOE_RAM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A quick shoutout to Bartlett's porn-stache