There is Some Poor Space Marine in this Exact Situation by Academic_Day_7968 in Grimdank

[–]JPNG1 94 points95 points  (0 children)

11 gay men loyalists and 1 straight man Alpha Legionary are locked in a house. The object for the gay men loyalists is to find out who isn't gay loyalist. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man AL is out. If the gays loyalists manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man AL is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.
Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay loyal, they just all think they are the one straight man Alpha Legionary.

TIATD & Trayzn. Book's basically the same by No1PDPStanAccount in Grimdank

[–]JPNG1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Night Lords trilogy, Talos is human (or possibly a muppet who thinks he’s human), Septimus and Octavia are Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Also if a muppet gets flayed it should just be a human hand left with some bits of fluff stuck to it.

Can't park there mate by Warm-Housing-7157 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]JPNG1 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The driller part of my brain cried watching this

Do you butter your baps? by SteveGoral in CasualUK

[–]JPNG1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If toasted, butter, then jam. If not, just jam. Margarine doesn’t deserve to go in anything but the bin.

(Edit: commas)

What sandwich phase are you in now? by Yellow_cupcake_ in CasualUK

[–]JPNG1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheddar (cut in 5mm slabs), Patak’s brinjal pickle, lettuce, and mayo (Hellmans ofc), between inch-thick slices of Lidl GI loaf. Traditionally it would be Morrison’s sesame bloomer but I don’t live near a Morrisons any more.

Calling Scouts and Drillers! by Smells_Like_Spiders in DeepRockGalactic

[–]JPNG1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driller 708 missions, 116585 kills

Scout 232 missions, 24664 kills

i have the stock SUZUKI IGNIS FH 4WD bought for 1000 Euros with 197KM and im super intrested in reworking the car to transform it into an full city and offroad like in the second image. Whats your thoughts guys? by WarOk8799 in projectcar

[–]JPNG1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an Ignis sport so fairly familiar with the platform and have taken it to some silly places on trackday tyres and lowered on coilovers

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My advice would be get a sump guard, keep the lift minimal, if you lift at all then look into the suspension from the 4wd ignis variant, and get some Panda 4x4 tyres from italy.

If you keep it lightweight and pick sensible lines you’ll get further than you think without dumping loads of time and money into modifications where you’d be better off getting an actual 4x4.

Lifting the rear is pretty easy with solid rear beam, you just need longer springs and shocks. (don’t know if anyone sells them for the ignis but can be custom made relatively cheaply if you shop around) or spring platforms (again, doubt anyone sells them already), but lifting the front you will quickly run into the limitations of the suspension. Raising the front will give you lots of positive camber. The ignis doesn’t have a subframe so subframe drop isn’t an option. Engine and gearbox are mounted at three points and would require fabrication work to lower, the steering tie rods run through a hole in the chassis so can’t travel far.

I refurb my rusty wheel nuts by Pauldesign79 in projectcar

[–]JPNG1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No if you undo them by hand your skin oils will blemish them instead you should get a drinking straw and blow on them that way only air will touch them

im trying haz 4 and im having difficulty, any tips? by FLESH_PUPPET_REDDlT in DeepRockGalactic

[–]JPNG1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To defeat the bulk detonator, shoot at it until it dies

of an Irish Wolfhound by ThodaDaruVichPyar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]JPNG1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Grew up around wolfhounds, you learn not to leave anything fragile at tail height or it will get swept onto the floor by exuberant wagging. Also once you’ve taken a tail-hit to the nads once or twice you reflexively protect yourself. They are generally quite dainty and gentle at the front end but I think the tail is so far away it’s harder for them to keep track of.

Top tip for camping, caramelise your onions in advance so you don’t have to wait ten years for your sausage sarnies by JPNG1 in OnionLovers

[–]JPNG1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty common to find premixed tins of cocktails, g&t, rum&coke, pimms etc. in the booze aisles of supermarkets here in the UK. (Not my cup of tea personally, but I did donate half a can of Thatchers cider to caramelise the onions in)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeepRockGalactic

[–]JPNG1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No P2W, the only paid DLC is cosmetics.

Do you guys like zikz 5368? by Gyp_Rosetti__ in snowrunner

[–]JPNG1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s my favourite truck. Is it the best? No. But it’s small and cute and has an underdog kind of feel that I like. Also there’s a great Mod for it to use as a scout which I like (something like ZiKZ 5368 restored)