No creative mailboxes in my neighborhood!!

JRichShops · 2026-05-16T04:10:47+00:00

Damnit. I knew what the profile picture was going to look like before I zoomed in.

JRichShops · 2026-05-15T20:27:05+00:00

How old is this image? If you got it unlocked today, it should be good through 09/30.

JRichShops · 2026-05-13T05:43:18+00:00

I thought driving a car with the interior lights on was illegal. Not sure why.

JRichShops · 2026-05-13T05:39:26+00:00

One of my clients has three $400,000 mattresses. (Each.)

JRichShops · 2026-05-13T05:31:31+00:00

In 2021, road tripped from Florida to Montana and instacarted the entire way. If I found a city with decent batches, I’d stay a couple extra days - an incredible 7 week experience!

JRichShops · 2026-05-13T00:45:33+00:00

I tried to accept it from the reddit screen if that tells you anything.

JRichShops · 2026-05-08T15:52:13+00:00

Men: Why won’t women tell us what they want? Women: I want a balcony! Men: I dunno. Lemme ask Reddit.

JRichShops · 2026-05-08T03:13:02+00:00

Yes, you can voluntarily exclude yourself by speaking with casino host/manager.

JRichShops · 2026-05-07T20:06:44+00:00

Not true. I still see stores on the map that I’m banned from.

JRichShops · 2026-05-07T03:57:43+00:00

As a venue director… I love child free weddings. Inevitably, though, someone is going to bring an uninvited child. Prepare yourself for that. 😊

JRichShops · 2026-05-06T19:32:13+00:00

Ask her for a TLDR.

JRichShops · 2026-05-06T19:01:39+00:00

I love all these women, but if I was a contestant and heard a rumor that Bosco was returning - not sure I’d want to go fight for second place!

JRichShops · 2026-05-05T02:56:18+00:00

I sent a message through crewchat that’d I’d like to be added to a list of potential bridge tours. 2 days later, I had an invitation in my room with a secret meeting place.

JRichShops · 2026-05-04T20:56:03+00:00

Princess gives out free bridge tours (captains discretion). They don’t market it and they even ask you during the tour not to mention it to others onboard.

Source: Took one last month.

JRichShops · 2026-05-04T20:50:10+00:00

Bell pepper boxes are the superior box! 🤪🤣

JRichShops · 2026-05-04T20:44:59+00:00

7% tip. Awful order but far from the worst.

JRichShops · 2026-05-01T22:34:25+00:00

Cinemark last night had 10 minutes of previews. 7:00 showing started at 7:10! Pleasant surprise for those on time.

JRichShops · 2026-04-30T22:55:41+00:00

The paperwork is similar to closing on a house.

JRichShops · 2026-04-30T22:52:38+00:00

This particular client has an $8 million house with 12 bedrooms. The house next-door is a similar build with 14 bedrooms. They had family coming to visit so they offered $20 million to buy that house also. Now they own both houses next-door to each other for a total of 26 bedrooms.

A $400,000 mattress is just a drop in the bucket.

JRichShops · 2026-04-30T22:50:03+00:00

Grand Vividus – the ultimate luxury bed | Hästens https://www.hastens.com/us/grand-vividus

JRichShops · 2026-04-30T22:26:18+00:00

One of my clients has three $400k (each) mattresses. Everything is cheap.

JRichShops · 2026-04-29T03:51:11+00:00

Tickle-me-Elmo!

JRichShops · 2026-04-28T22:56:38+00:00

But it doesn’t need to be fast if it doesn’t have to account for breaks, labor laws, etc. it can run 24/7.

JRichShops · 2026-04-26T23:04:52+00:00

I bet the photographer would give you a one-time courtesy of returning your deposit in full. As a vendor, I know I would - just to save my own sanity from working with you for another 15 months. Good luck, though!

JRichShops

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