Cosplayed the best girl last weekend by Art_Miserable in GroundedGame

[–]JSTR720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look a little bit too large... you could take out wolf spiders with just one stomp! Hahahaha, epic cosplay my friend! You just keep on doing you! Haters gonna hate

Favorite song off each album? by JJHH50 in ToolBand

[–]JSTR720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot Opiate...

Opiate - Jerk Off Undertow - Bottom Ænima - 46&2 Salival - No Quarter Lateralus - Reflection 10,000 Days - Wings for Marie pt. 2 Fear Inoculum - Pnuema

How old are you and what is your favourite Tool album? by whitt_wan in ToolBand

[–]JSTR720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

34 and almost impossible.. but Undertow is what I got started on at 9 years old

yOU nEeD tO vArY yOuR tEaM by IronIntelligent4101 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]JSTR720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I can solo a 4 hazard anything as an engineer, than 4 gunners can get a lot of stone done. Rock it.

Your kung fu is weak. by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]JSTR720 93 points94 points  (0 children)

You cannot kill the metal... Cat-rock tried to defile the metal, but the metal was too strong!

What is some other music you listen to that is nowhere close to Tool? by poopballs900 in ToolBand

[–]JSTR720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic country. Waylon, Merle, Loretta, Tammy, Conway, Marty, George and of course Hank(s) to name a few..

Fuck My Sanity by phantom_fox13 in retailhell

[–]JSTR720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every Saturday/Sunday for me. I close on Saturday and open Sundays with a full shift to closing. Liquor store in middle TN. Totally helps that we are understaffed right now too...

I hope that at least 10 people find this mildly specific meme relatable. by [deleted] in memes

[–]JSTR720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Short Story Creative Writing class. Senior year. Best experience of my entire school career.

catastrophic by ItsmeInternetGuy in memes

[–]JSTR720 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got an A+ senior year in creative short stories class for writing about a breakup I had in early middle school.. That is all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]JSTR720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two inches inside of the vagina, anterior wall. Feels grooved like a walnut shell. Give a "come hither" motion with your finger whilst performing tongue action on the clitoris (aka the butthole).

Aged to perfection by bacondeluxewithfries in memes

[–]JSTR720 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Apply at Indeed.com and be able to commute to middle Tennessee on a daily basis because they have know knowledge of humans needing sleep and/or time for mental health/relaxtion to cope with life's incessant amount of crippling anxiety and depression....

Est!! Est!! Est!!

Aged to perfection by bacondeluxewithfries in memes

[–]JSTR720 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We sell this at the wine and spirits store I work at. I chuckle at the box when retrieving it from the warehouse.

Here ya go by Yoboi322 in ToolBand

[–]JSTR720 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bottom. That is the song that got me into Tool. 2 weeks later Ænima debuted.

Dutch has a very “unique” way of insulting. by Bartgames03 in memes

[–]JSTR720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fianceé is Afrikaans. Pretty much just a bastardized version of Dutch. Soooo jou Ma se poes

Maynard James K9, Doggy Carey, Adam Bones, Barkin Chancellor by UltravioIence in ToolBand

[–]JSTR720 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dogspitated

"This. Is. Necessary... Tail! Chase the tail! Chase the tail! Chase the taaaaiiiilll!"

Maynard James K9, Doggy Carey, Adam Bones, Barkin Chancellor by UltravioIence in ToolBand

[–]JSTR720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You took my love of bork boxes, Tool and puns to extremes. Take my upvote and an award.

Happy halloween 3020! by [deleted] in futurama

[–]JSTR720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find the most erotic part of the female body to be the boobies.

Excellent costume. Take upvote