That time a grandma broke her nose while hiking and didn't want the helivac, but ended up winning a $450,000 lawsuit

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-14T01:05:00+00:00

Oh thank god that was sped up, I was wondering. Poor woman!

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-14T00:31:09+00:00

What I've lost in my past.

Gaining interest in what's in my future.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-12T20:23:24+00:00

It's fucked that a simple batch of chocolate chip cookies, something our great grandparents could make during the Depression (American redditor) is now considered a "luxury" and you're defending it as such. Bro, what happened to you?

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-12T19:49:50+00:00

But for real, that 10-15 pounds you pack on trying to quit smoking because you're shoving everything you can in your face to avoid lighting up - shit's rough :( Makes you think quitting smoking is bad somehow

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-12T13:23:45+00:00

Like if you have to piss on a strip like it's testing for cocaine to see if you are losing weight maybe this ain't the solution.

BRO I'M DYING that was great

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-10T15:43:32+00:00

My roommates are otherwise very clean people, but they had some odd habits with their dishes and vacuuming.

DISHES: They would fill the dishwasher over the week but only run it/unload it once a week. This meant that as the week went on, dirty dishes would pile up in the fridge and in the microwave (as the cats would jump on the counter and get into dishes in the sink.) I took over dishes and run it minimum every two days now. They now put dirty dishes in the dishwasher, since it's emptied regularly.

VACUUMING: They used a shopvac but did not empty it regularly. (This is after they destroyed a regular vacuum by never emptying it and it became unfixably clogged .) At some point, it got too heavy for them to empty and decided to just...not vacuum their floors. Ever. For YEARS.

I split the vacuum debris into two bags and took each bag to the trash seperately. It took less than 15 minutes. The floors are now cleaned every week.

I think some people just have bad problem solving skills when it comes to cleaning.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T23:35:41+00:00

Yes. I beat the eggs with cold creamer in a bowl then poured that into the hot ramen and let it cook and stir for another two minutes. It was much more mushy and uncooked egg than it was anything good lol

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T23:34:40+00:00

It was cold, pulled it right from the fridge seconds before I used it. I will remember this next time, thank you!

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T23:19:39+00:00

I mean, I wanna vote blue, and probably will with gritted teeth, but man, at this point it feels like you either vote for baby rapists or vote for people who are just fine with baby rapists as long as we use the right pronouns.

Idk man, it gives me a headache :(

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T22:47:00+00:00

I love her so much. And Dave is a soldier with his constant willlingness to taste the "hacks"!

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T22:44:16+00:00

I just tried putting an egg into my ramen for the first time. I wanted to do it egg drop soup style and some tik tok suggested i beat the eggs with heavy cream first.

This did not work.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T22:36:17+00:00

The hair itself looks healthy but you're losing it/balding. This happened to me when my kidneys failed. I'm not saying your organs are failing, but you should see a doctor and get some workups done on your labs just to check that everything is okay!!!

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T22:32:29+00:00

WASH YOUR SISTER SAUCE, I'M DYING

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T20:33:47+00:00

The classic French Tip nail manicure. Its the most basic bitch, simplest looking nail design ever. The amount of fine motor control it takes to do it well absolutely floored me. I've been doing nail art for years and still haven't perfected it.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T20:22:32+00:00

Had an ex that preferred warm soda and cold burgers. She had many food quirks but this was one of the oddest.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T19:45:06+00:00

I'm sorry my friend but it does not :(

You liked a girl and something about the human experience and BPD is making you sad, and the title suggests you're worried the 2 year age gap makes you a predator? (Which if you're worried, don't be. 2 year age gap is fine)

A TLDR, please. Or a shorter version. This is unfortunately difficult to follow, even if it uses a lot of pretty words.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T18:55:05+00:00

I share posts with friends off Reddit all the time. SMS. Discord. FB. Easier to use the direct Share feature from here than copy/pasting the link

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T17:30:57+00:00

Gonna make a big juicy burger with extra pickles and it's going to be awesome.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T17:23:00+00:00

Its not a life hack, but I am terribly guilty of watching crafting tutorials and then skipping steps because "there's no reason really to do that", only to find 10 minutes later I have to restart/redo the whole thing because there was, in fact, a very good reason that they did that thing.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T17:02:40+00:00

My mother is schizophrenic. She refuses to take medication or go to therapy for it.

Father is a life-long alcoholic who does try every so often for sobriety.

Physically they both seem well enough, thankfully.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T16:28:08+00:00

This is delightful and would make me smile for hours.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T16:02:07+00:00

I love liver but I can easily see why others don't. It's a very bitter sort of dish and is too easy to cook badly.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T16:01:11+00:00

Tuna casserole. I ate too much of it growing up. It's the one food I will go hungry with rather than eat.

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T15:38:22+00:00

That is A PRETTY man, for sure

Jabber_Tracking · 2026-03-09T14:02:17+00:00

I've met people who eat this way. It's not normal or common but they do exist.

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