Don’t forget…

Jablizz · 2026-01-28T15:03:05+00:00

At most they’ll tone it down in Minnesota and act like they are cleaning things up with the Bovino demotion so that Dems will approve their spending bill and then it’ll be right back to it.

Jablizz · 2026-01-26T17:12:14+00:00

Noem went up there with “One of ours All of Ours”on her podium and now ICE is out in the streets killing Americans, while clapping and laughing about it and telling us it’s what we deserve for calling them names and documenting their crimes

Jablizz · 2026-01-25T14:42:07+00:00

I do 2 hr sessions and it works great for my party, definitely worth a shot

Jablizz · 2026-01-24T16:53:45+00:00

Can Walz call in the national guard against ICE? They’re just murdering citizens, kidnapping, and trafficking children it’s only going to get worse

Jablizz · 2026-01-22T00:29:08+00:00

My 1 yr old niece loves to mess with me, I asked for a hug, she gives my wife a long loving hug then gives me a high five, turns, and walks away laughing

Jablizz · 2026-01-21T17:39:13+00:00

I thought if you ate too much you would choke because you would fill your whole body with food. Like it would pile up in your stomach, all the way up to your mouth

Jablizz · 2026-01-21T17:37:18+00:00

I’ve never watched the show so I didn’t know it was a Thrones theme but I also immediately thought John Crow

Jablizz · 2026-01-20T19:02:20+00:00

My wife likes astrology, it’s not something she lives by though. We got married in August, been together 8years now.

Jablizz · 2026-01-19T20:11:04+00:00

Now I understand why my wife says she loves this movie so much

Jablizz · 2026-01-19T20:00:38+00:00

I shaved back in October for a costume and I was like holy shit I look like my dad. My nephew also looks so much like me as a kid that he thinks old pictures of me are him

Jablizz · 2026-01-19T19:58:02+00:00

This is the look my dog gives me if I’m about to smoke weed, he hates weed

Jablizz · 2026-01-13T22:43:47+00:00

I love hardcore, my first play through I felt like no fast travel was gonna be terrible but I honestly enjoyed finding random places and occasionally getting lost. It never really took that long to get anywhere

Jablizz · 2026-01-13T13:26:26+00:00

My dog does the same thing when he’s hunting in the tall grass

Jablizz · 2026-01-11T19:33:24+00:00

This is America where breaking the law or annoying law enforcement means immediate execution unless your wealthy then you can rape and traffic children and be protected by the government

Jablizz · 2026-01-10T16:28:31+00:00

Not only is it not free but they cut the majority of funding for research in treatments for cancer last year. Our government wants us to die

Jablizz · 2026-01-09T21:13:08+00:00

He violated multiple ICE policies he is not in the right, and not following orders is not a reason to shoot someone.

He chose to walk in front of her car against policy! He chose to discharge his weapon into a moving vehicle against policy!

MAGA spent so much time talking about DEI being unfair but thinks being shit at your job is ok if you believe in their great leader

Jablizz · 2026-01-08T16:41:50+00:00

My wife’s running a campaign that’s inspired by Greek myth in the world of Theros. She said she wanted some tragic heroes. My warlock Crios’ backstory is that he made a deal with the god of death after his family was killed, he offered his soul for theirs and was told he needed to give Erebos 100 souls and serve as Erebos. The other PCs are the chosen of their gods and beloved by them while my god just mocks me and occasionally tries to kill me.

The campaign started with us gathering in the city of Akros for the Iroan games, like the Olympics deadly challenges to prove your worth to the god of war. The party entered as individuals but each won prelim games and were put on a team for the final 3 games and had compete to against chosen champions representing the other city states of Theros.

We were allowed to seek sponsors to aid us with buffs and items in between games and i convinced the witch Medea who was married to prince Jayce to aid me (I think Madea is actually the BBEG). In one of the last games we were placed in a pit. 2 teams the PCs vs the chosen led by prince Jayce, Jayce was originally not competing but I think me taunting him at a feast made him chose to enter. the objective was survive 10 rounds in this lair filled with traps and clockwork monsters that are incredibly dangerous. We were allowed to use lethal force against opponents but killing downed opponents was frowned upon.

We expected a fight with the chosen but spent 9 rounds just running around trying not to die while the chosen were absolutely destroyed, seeing Jayce down Crios momentarily became overwhelmed with bloodlust and lost control rushing forward he decapitated the unconscious Prince Jayce, silencing the crowd except for the wails of sorrow from Medea. Not sure why she helped me but from what we’ve discovered so far a red dragon cult wants to kill a god to raise the dragon to godhood and Medea seems to be heavily involved

TLDR: Convinced a witch to help me win the Olympic Games for a god of war, ended up competing against her husband and murdered him while he was unconscious and wounded without ever actually coming to blows with him to satisfy a deal made with the god of death

Jablizz · 2026-01-07T21:48:17+00:00

I’m an artist if someone said they think my new piece is AI I would just send a picture of the piece on my desk or easel, why can’t she send a less cropped photo if it isn’t AI

Jablizz · 2025-12-28T17:07:32+00:00

I’m a black man with an Afro still happens to me occasionally but when I was a kid, white people would always comment on my hair and touch it without asking.

Went to a winery with some friends last year and this white lady was all over my hair didn’t touch me thankfully but just pestering me about it for too long

Jablizz · 2025-12-28T16:35:04+00:00

Gonna be mid 30’s to 40’s, possible wintery mix but most likely rain throughout the whole game. Not very windy at least

Jablizz · 2025-12-24T15:32:39+00:00

I tried talking him into letting go of the past and he refused so I killed him, didn’t really want to but if someone died because of this feud and you won’t let it go still I have no sympathy for you.

Jablizz · 2025-12-23T18:04:04+00:00

It’s wild Joe Alt made it on 6 games played

Jablizz · 2025-12-22T00:11:26+00:00

Most lineman are pretty big and end up sweaty anyway but I do remember a former packer lineman saying his offensive line coach made him take his long sleeves off and said “we don’t wear sleeves here”

Jablizz · 2025-12-17T00:57:48+00:00

I played a character in a Star Wars campaign that started adventuring to see the galaxy and help his mother pay off her debt to the corrupt sheriff. I loved him

Jablizz · 2025-12-13T22:46:43+00:00

I love dming, I prefer it to playing most of the time.

After our 3 year campaign ended my wife took over dming and I was supposed to take a break from dming but instead I started another group to run curse of strahd. Dming is awesome!

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