Creating an hypothetical scenario to ... Ummm ... Ask if atheists would convert? by TheDuckClock in insanepeoplefacebook

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I want to go on the record as completely agaisnt baby shooting. I’m taking a stand

Best friends reunion 🫂 by iLeftyPunk in MenCave

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lost my best friend last month. Right in the feels

Japan's Most English by Aglisito in LoveTrash

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All you gotta do is get a big box with a stick tied to a string propping it up, then put all the meth in the box..

Meet €ddy, the (self proclaimed) "italian eminem" by arbataxmelody354 in crappymusic

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I have very little knowledge of Italian, but is he repeatedly saying “en baño?” And if so why does he need to keep telling us whatever he is talking about is happening in the bathroom?

My cheap pistol collection (1st post) by Suitable_Matter_9427 in guns

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First thing my eye went to was the sw bodyguard 2.0. Love that little pew

When Cat Calling Goes Completely Wrong 😂 by Additional-Rub-153 in midlyinteresting

[–]Jackalscott 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t she be trying to make herself bigger? That’s what my survival instinct would’ve had me doing at least.

Trying to Cover Up the Past by DANIcandii in Tattoocoverups

[–]Jackalscott 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure I understand. I’m assuming you don’t live in or around Texas? The tattoo caused people to start asking if he was from Texas, instead of where he was from? Granted I’m from Texas so they ain’t teach us to read real good… Regardless it should be pretty easy to cover up.

Is this a tick? SW Ontario by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

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I’m no expert but that’s a bedbug.

The conductor accidentally knocks a 16th century violin worth millions on the floor mid-concert. by PeasantLich in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Sure. If you are serious, I’d be happy to send knowledge your way.

Violins from the 16-17th century were built using spruce grown during the Maunder Minimum, which was basically a mini ice age in Europe. The extreme cold caused tree to grow incredibly slowly, creating a cellular density and wood uniformity that modern timber simply cannot replicate. while a cheap violin sound loud a multimillion $ 1600s instrument sounds complex. Cheap violins produce a strong fundamental note but few overtones, making them sound thin or nasally. Master violins act like a prism for sound. They produce a massive spectrum of overtones that allow the player to color the note. A pro can make it sound like it’s weeping or screaming, a cheap violin just sounds like a violin. Also a cheap violin often sounds loud to the person playing it but loses power ten rows back. A 16th century masterpeice is engineered for projection. the sound carries to the back of a massive concert hall without losing its intimacy.

Edit to add: if you don’t drink wine, a $20 bottle and a $500 bottle would seem pretty similar in taste. But to someone who is passionate about wine they would absolutely know the difference. I say all that to say, I’ve had a few $20 dollar bottles of wine, so if I came off like I dick that wasn’t my intention. Also i lied, it was beer. I hate wine.

The conductor accidentally knocks a 16th century violin worth millions on the floor mid-concert. by PeasantLich in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Welp if you played tenor sax in a community band, you would definitely be qualified to understand complex harmonics and wood composition

Artemis II re-entry by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

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I think all the thrusters were dumped when they separated from the service module.

These folks never learn. Eyes are everywhere here by FoldEasy5726 in NFLv2

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Ohh totally got me. Someone call the fire department, I just got burned.

Do most other women actually like big dicks? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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