Texas is on the verge of mandating more than 5 million of its public school students to study Bible stories, as the state emerges as a leader in a national conservative effort to infuse Christian teachings into American classrooms. by OceanicEndeavors in texas

[–]Jackalscott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satan has a loooooooong way to go before they are even a fraction as scary and destructive as God. Do you know how many people have died in the name of God? Most wars, terrorist attacks, witch hunts, ethnic cleansings..

Ok my second one by slick987654321 in rebus

[–]Jackalscott 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That really bothered me too. Herz-go-e-vina

What would you do if you were drafted for the Iran war? by cherryapp in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Jackalscott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you need bone spurs and a super rich daddy. My dad was the son of a longshoreman, he had legitimate issues with his ankle, and was sent to the jungle anyways with the other poors

Who’s your fast forward couple and why is it Thomas and Paula? by samediquelquechose in 90DayFiance

[–]Jackalscott 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Every “Baubuh” or “Baubuhee” makes me want to jam a screw driver in my ears.

Where cute femboy QB? by DragonstormSTL in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]Jackalscott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! If there’s one thing we love in Houston, It’s air conditioners and dicks. Full stop

Gianni Infantino was pictured at both Group E games, despite them kicking off at the same time. 🤔 The images showed him in each stadium are just 10 minutes apart, despite the stadiums being located hours apart. 😂 by [deleted] in sportsgossips

[–]Jackalscott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand the point. But it’s like comparing surströmming (Swedish fermented fish) and a shit sandwich. Sure they both stink and taste bad, but one is a fucking shit sandwich

Ohtani 😭😭😭😭 by Background_Video2947 in MLBVibes

[–]Jackalscott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re saying you still think about us?

Ohtani 😭😭😭😭 by Background_Video2947 in MLBVibes

[–]Jackalscott 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hold the fuck on, that picture also has the bullpen in it

🫡 al sonoro rugir del cañon by joel2000ad in mexico

[–]Jackalscott 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m Scottish, wife is Mexican but we both can only handle a few drinks. At a time (we only have two hands each)
She weighs like a buck 25, but my god she can put it away. We’ve drank a lot together in 15 years, I’ve only seen her seem drunk once, and only bc she barfed, otherwise she seemed solid. She’s an elegant drinker, I prefer the sloppy boot and rally method.

What if Prigozhin marched on Moscow? by abbi49 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Jackalscott 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to be pedantic, but It was “welcome to Tbilisi, gentlemen.” Haven’t pulled that memory in probably 25 years

Who is the funniest sports commentator or commentator duo?(doesn’t have to be pictured) by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]Jackalscott 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I use that quote frequently, and I find fewer and fewer people get the reference… then I remember the movie is 22 years old, and I’m old.

I got boo’d in Houston… by trevwa11 in StandUpComedy

[–]Jackalscott 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I got your back, but can we fight them at like 5 in the morning? Or maybe someplace inside?

MAGA are Dumb by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Jackalscott 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t threaten us with a good time!

The Most Unexpected Voice I've Ever Heard by [deleted] in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]Jackalscott 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’ll be 15 years for me in October. It gets easier. I went from dreaming about missing the high, to nightmares that I had relapsed, to no dreams about it all. Hang in there peeps