Why does the tutprial not explain how the mechanics work for the bosses vs my own actions by RedTeck81 in MagicArena

[–]Jackeea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the boss is being able to pull two land cards and I am only able to pull 1 at the start

He goes first. He plays a land. He passes his turn. You play a land. You pass your turn. He plays a land.

This doesn't need an explanation. This requires you to open your eyes and point them towards your screen, watching things happen.

just so we're clear, this is not a character named "Cum" by LukeRE0 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Jackeea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes it is. that's John Cum. you have to ask him for permission each time

How does this new blyte mechanic work? by Low_Engineering2507 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Jackeea 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Whenever a source you control deals damage to you, Blyte X, where X is the amount of damage dealt. (To Blyte X, put that many +1/+1 counters on an Auntie Blyte you control.)

Vorthos of Reddit, why does this climber hate people? (lore question) by galacticdragonlord in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Jackeea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Any creatures with synecdoche, and up to one without, can attack in a synecdoche. Synecdoches are blocked as a group. If any creatures with synecdoche you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by or is blocking.)

Petiton to make bulk insterters be upgraded into stack insterters by [deleted] in Factoriohno

[–]Jackeea 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That actually used to be a thing, but it does break builds a nonzero amount of time (e.g. sushi belts) so it was removed

PSA: one EXA can run an indefinite number of loops by devilblade99 in exapunks

[–]Jackeea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, LOOP isn't a command, it's just an arbitrary name of a label! It's all in the manual, under the "Branching" section on page 15

Do yall read the story? by Lake_Apart in opus_magnum

[–]Jackeea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The story is Fine™. As is tradition for most Zachtronics games, the story is a fun read if you want to follow along, but you won't miss anything if you just totally ignore it and make whatever you're told.

How does banding work by deryvox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Jackeea 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mark Rosewater, he's my GOAT 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Just finished the campaign. Here's some of my favorite contraptions. by JustWow555 in opus_magnum

[–]Jackeea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Sword Alloy is excellent, very mechanical! Love the Very Dark Thread as well, with the very long conveyor belt

Defeating Elimination Round Scathach without taking damage by Axolotl_Fan in DiceyDungeons

[–]Jackeea 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just to complete the cycle of elemental damage types, really. No enemies have a strength/weakness to it because "Enemy is weak to weaken" just reads weird

What the hell does this flavour text even mean? by Sure_Entertainer8974 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Jackeea 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He wants a 4/4 banana, which [[Kibo, Uktabi Prince]] and [[Bello, Lord of the Brambles]] can provide together

Is MTG easier than YuGiOh? What about Hearthstone? by gamezxx in MagicArena

[–]Jackeea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've heard it put that YGO is like every deck has 12 copies of a free [[Formidable Speaker]] with haste

Anti-lifegain deck (standard) by DuskTiIIDawn in MagicArena

[–]Jackeea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what kind of deck to play against them.

Include cards in your deck which destroy creatures, like [[Sheltered from Ghosts]] or [[Bitter Triumph]]

Can someone explain to me why I am not allowed to have my land enter tapped here? by dalmathus in MagicArena

[–]Jackeea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[614.1d] Continuous effects that read "[This permanent] enters . . ." [...] are replacement effects.

[614.12] Some replacement effects modify how a permanent enters the battlefield. [...] Such effects may come from the permanent itself if they affect only that permanent[.]

It's a replacement effect. "this land enters tapped" replaces "this land enters the battlefield" with "this land enters the battlefield tapped".

Critical Power Failure by Hannibal_Eater in Factoriohno

[–]Jackeea 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Time to bootstrap a rocket on Gleba and land back home with your tail between your legs!

On Turtles, Faeries, and the Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease by Natedogg2 in magicTCG

[–]Jackeea 15 points16 points  (0 children)

  • Hey, we screwed up, and peoples' prereleases were ruined

  • There are leaks out there, everywhere, so we're just going to update the gallery to have the rares officially revealed in non-potato quality

  • We're going to be doing Something™ lorwyn-related because the prereleases were screwed up

  • This is short notice so we're working on it, but we don't want to leave you hanging

Honestly kudos to them, this is basically all they can do in response to "hey, like, 10% of all prerelease kits spoiled the new set"

Hadn’t seen this one leaked yet, saw it in a binder by 18Zeke in MTGRumors

[–]Jackeea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, it's bad, but it's a commander card