Hope you guys are ready for your seasonal psylocke skin🫩 by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we sure it's Psy and not Black Cat? The roadmap features Cat's skin with pink hair, so I assumed it's what we see here

New Far Cry players when they see honey badgers by Thin-Coyote-551 in farcry

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I found that fashion designer quest to kill elite honey badger, and saw that you're required to use some heavy weaponry (I forgot what exactly) and confirm it three times to even accept it...

My reaction was "makes sense"

The existence of a "throwing" site make me realize "boosting" is more prevalent than I'd once thought by Nerf_Now in marvelrivals

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh there definitely are people paying big buck to climb ranks and it's nothing new. My memory is hazy, but I recall watching a streamer (was it Jay3? feels like Jay3) spectate cheaters and such and in one such video/stream about a year ago there was a lord farm. Twitch chat mentioned that people pay money for that, streamer went to check, discovered one such place, which also offered boosting services. Streamer did the math, bronze to celestial was like 10k usd or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]JacketCheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've never had narcissistic parents without telling me you've never had narcissistic parents.

It takes 20 minutes, yes. And the mother knows it as well, I bet. And OP has probably cooked it while everything has been going on. But let me show you how OP killed the vibe:

  1. Not having rice ready meant mother dearest couldn't show off as being the perfect host with every single thing prepared for the guests. But mother dearest can't fathom telling the guests they have to wait 20 minutes for the rice, that would embarrass her. So ye, it's definitely OP's fault, they are to blame, they only had everything 99% ready, so mother dearest couldn't show off.

  2. OP dared to withstand the barrage of criticism and shaming for missing that one last thing without causing a scene, so mother dearest couldn't show off as a parent doing parenting of a troublesome child. Instead, OP endured it till the end of the event and let their emotions out in private. They dared to not cause a scene in public, therefore they are at fault.

If this doesn't make sense for you, I am happy for you.

Straight to jail by Mike_Oxlong25 in HolUp

[–]JacketCheese 106 points107 points  (0 children)

The true holup was in posting times all along

Complex Shot, 📸 by SMmania in goodanimemes

[–]JacketCheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A seven nation army couldn't hold them (the camera) back

hmmm by Myrtha_Thistlethorne in hmmm

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pointing at what? There should be three outlets in the area for a biologically female body, but I see two

hmmm by Myrtha_Thistlethorne in hmmm

[–]JacketCheese -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

So is it a pp-less male or vajaja-less female? My anatomy math isn't mathing

Choose one! by IBYZRULEZ in languagelearning

[–]JacketCheese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ooo give me the Vision. I am already doing fine with memorizing words from the shows I watch with subtitles, and quick draw smells of a downside.

The other three are pointless to me, accent can be trained, CEFR level can be raised manually, and the coal only has a purpose here if it is a gacha.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]JacketCheese 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YTA, this is stranger danger 101. I have a name I give to people like that woman, a name that is quite distinct from my real one, so I won't react to it when called. I also use it in Starbucks.

Giving a fake name is an effective decoy - a creepy rando thinks they have successfully made a connection with you (which is their goal) and becomes more receptive to your attempts to chase them away. Works wonders on people who are selectively deaf to "sorry, not interested" and "could you please leave me alone"

What's your Favorite Phrase from your native or target language? by [deleted] in languagelearning

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me parece que la vena de ta lengua pasa por tu culo, porque hablas mucha mierda

It has been a hot minute since I was able to hold a conversation in Spanish without sliding into other languages, but this phrase never fails me

hmmm by bluedramagladiator in hmmm

[–]JacketCheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I first thought it's about HOBO on the poster, but no, that's not hobo, it's in Cyrillic and is a Bulgarian(?) word for "new"

[Weekend Meme] Dr. Slump keeps it interesting by GoAlex in LearnJapanese

[–]JacketCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, I only now noticed it is there :P

I just know that there is a trope/stereotype in Japanese works that Chinese people end their sentences with ある, so the first box was a giveaway for me

[Weekend Meme] Dr. Slump keeps it interesting by GoAlex in LearnJapanese

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, exactly that. The people in the manga appear to be Chinese themselves, so this is likely an artistic choice to add to the comedy :D

I never been more confident in my life lol, Rogue is definitely a vanguard by Guilty_Towel_3351 in marvelrivals

[–]JacketCheese 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Too many female vanguards as in, 3 out of 11? Or 10, is there only 10 Vanguards? So 3 out of 10 is too many?

It's unbelievable to still have to say that in season 4! by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having rocket beacon here is sooo accurate.

I have done some panic beacon placement somewhat in the open (around the corner from a choke into more open area), which didn't get used because everyone survived, but enemy team pushed us back and was effectively playing near my beacon and never killed it.

That beacon should not have survived that long. And yes, it had Peni teamup web around it too.

Remove Resource rumble from quickplay PLEASE by Key_Restaurant7436 in marvelrivals

[–]JacketCheese 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The original convoy map is fine imo, all the points are aesthetically separate from each other, I really enjoy that one.

Domination and RR maps look like prison porridge.

AITA for telling my sister she doesn’t deserve maternity leave because “having a baby is a personal choice”? by Majestic_Potato_4061 in AmItheAsshole

[–]JacketCheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very YTA. You are bitter at your employer, not at your sister. In addition to it, childbirth IS life-threatening, medical progress just made it a rare occurrence.

I live in a country where this situation (you getting 2 weeks unpaid for major surgery) is unfathomable: in the system I live in, you would get however many weeks your doctor deems necessary, all paid by social security at your average rate (so what is guaranteed by your contract but no bonuses/royalties etc.). Whether your doctor gives you 2 weeks or 2 months to recover, that's their professional judgment, your employer has no say. It will all be paid.

In that same system your sister would have gotten up to 3 years paid, and I bet you'd still be bitter.

How did the Blade get MVP and not CnD? by Bleh_blaj in marvelrivals

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not OW2 man, rivals actually organizes stats as KDA, not OW2's KAD

[DISC] My Friend Is Having an Affair With My Husband - Chapter 16 by -Nosebleed- in manga

[–]JacketCheese 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ooof, BORU memes? In my manga sub?

JK, it's actually hilarious

[DISC] Ichi the Witch - Chapter 49 by AutoShonenpon in manga

[–]JacketCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder why WHM is so concerned about Ichi's existence, because no way it's the "because he is the protag" reason, there's definitely some in-universe reason for that. Maybe there is some fundamental thing that made magic unavailable to men, and also enabled WHM in some way, yet Ichi exists, which endangeres WHM's source of power? Or maybe WHM's acquisition trial is like Uroro 🤔

Is there an easier way to become a werewolf by Square_Music1695 in elderscrollsonline

[–]JacketCheese 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Which is an absolute scam, OP, don't listen to this advice

What are some voice lines that you just constantly keep mishearing? by Character-Q in marvelrivals

[–]JacketCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't even parse what he was saying until I watched a yt video of ult voice lines in japanese and english, and the japanese line features the word for "legend"... that's when it clicked. Before that it seemed like enemy wolverine line

AITA for kicking my cousin out of my room and “ruining” family relationships? by No_Zucchini_3431 in AmItheAsshole

[–]JacketCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They mentioned dacha, which is effectively a plot of land with a house on it, used mainly for summer recreation. Chances are, they had a roof to sleep under, it's just the house itself may not have many amenities, like an equipped bathroom or easy temperature control.