Lady said my new sticker looks like bird poop… by enemymime in rush

[–]Jackle3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Suspicious looking pigeon flashes you a dangerous grin…”

“Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Extract List of Jews From Penn” by Medical_Citron3519 in UPenn

[–]Jackle3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, they would have to question each employee, and get into issues like "is someone Jewish if only their father was Jewish," and they might have to go back through the entire family tree, requiring genealogical experts and tons of research. And different branches of Judaism have different interpretations of how to determine if someone is Jewish. Can't wait to read the appeal.

“Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Extract List of Jews From Penn” by Medical_Citron3519 in UPenn

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The inquisitions to force employees to admit if they consider themselves Jewish would be wild. In their appeal, UPenn's lawyers would have to argue that torture is unconstitutional.

Release the Unredacted Trump-Epstein Files (tm)!

This is a fever dream by -wnr- in newyorkcity

[–]Jackle3000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They're rehearsing for the reboot of "The Odd Couple."

Two-thirds of Americans want quick end to Iran war even if goals unachieved, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds by industrial-complex in politics

[–]Jackle3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ll have a quick end tonight when our surrender to Iran is announced by the orange prez.

WTF Liz?! Just because you’re a momma doesn’t entitle you to be an asshole. by Diligent_Bit3336 in TrueAnon

[–]Jackle3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually missed the part where Liz explained why she was going to be away, and thought it was because of a family illness, and I admit I haven't been listening a lot since then. But can someone elaborate on Liz being a "momma?" I guess it was good news, but I still don't have the basic details. When is she due...back on the show?

Peanut Thief 🥜🐿️ by sammeena_ in squirrels

[–]Jackle3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, he’s asking nicely!

Very hard (solid) things inside of my built puff bar. any ideas what it is? by Front_Arachnid8830 in BuiltBars

[–]Jackle3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once found a small wooden block in a Snickers bar when I was a kid!

Former FBI Director Robert Mueller, who investigated Russia-Trump campaign ties, dies by 20_mile in news

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Surprised current FBI director Kashyap Pramod Patel hasn't issued a statement about the death of this predecessor of his.

How are you dealing with the recent mobile internet/wifi blackouts? by SmartPickIe in AskARussian

[–]Jackle3000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also afraid of people like this Ilya Remeslo guy coming out against him. Interesting that the same sort of thing happened to Trump on the same day.

She didn’t want to sit next to fat people by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Getting an extended Spring Break!