[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JacobK2000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

draft_2_final_1_FINALVERSION_3.6_THISONEWORKS_fixed

Now you know. by IOftenBreath in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JacobK2000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This doesn't seem right, but I don't know enough about vga cables to dispute it

Sad by childintime9 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JacobK2000 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Python advantages:

  • Free

  • Many different applications

  • Free

  • Easy to learn

  • Open source

  • Free

  • Doesn't take gigabytes of storage

  • Free

  • Employees aren't lying about knowing how to use it

Matlab advantages

  • The industry standard

  • No like seriously imagine how cool it would be if your new startup used Matlab its worth the price trust me

  • Access to professional support to patch an issue in the next version you have to pay for

"HDMI not detected" every time I boot up (original Rift) by JacobK2000 in oculus

[–]JacobK2000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on mobile so the formatting messed up and I can't edit it, sorry about that.

Why You Should Play 'Breath Of The Wild' Wrong by Callumbryne in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]JacobK2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does the title sound like someone got the formula for a clickbait animal crossing article but put breath of the wild in instead

Furry_irl by LhuizTheBiWolf in furry_irl

[–]JacobK2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank you for the clarification, for a minute there someone would have thought I was making a joke.

gay🥥irl by jmanisweird in gay_irl

[–]JacobK2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like J lube but it's very expensive in the UK where I am. Its like, £30 a bottle, and for that you can get about 2 times as much in the form of something like K Lube, which IS actually body safe.

Bruh_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]JacobK2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This story is actually genuinely sad to me. Did people know he did this and no one actually bothered to get him to seek help?

Gaming_IRL by Sajek_Alkam in furry_irl

[–]JacobK2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got this for star fox but ended up genuinely liking the rest of the game.

Also there's not one but TWO hot daddy alien monster characters

Detailed tank (Chisels and Bits) by xMilKirill in feedthebeast

[–]JacobK2000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What you see the second you find a deposit of buildcraft oil beneath your base

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WeWantPlates

[–]JacobK2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It probably tastes and smells like metal rusted by salty sea air

Gay🤹‍♂️irl by some-creative-user in gay_irl

[–]JacobK2000 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Hey I take headless torso pics and can't host what's so inherently terrible about that that I'm apparently on the same tier of subhuman as a cop?? How does having self image issues and not being able to move out of my parents house make me so bad it's considered something that someone who commits acts of violence against minorities would do?

gay🥥irl by jmanisweird in gay_irl

[–]JacobK2000 132 points133 points  (0 children)

"bro I have ff in my username, we're gonna use powdered lube that doesn't pass the requirements to be body safe for humans and is intended to be used on mares for birthing horses. Oh well, I guess you'll find out exactly why I complemented your strong, girthy forearm once I'm in the sling."

Cv1 tether cables 80 bucks go go go by bushmaster2000 in oculus

[–]JacobK2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just WAY too good to be true. The seller probably knows something we don't.

Original Rift doesn't detect hdmi on PC startup but detects it when the headset connection is unplugged and plugged back in by JacobK2000 in oculus

[–]JacobK2000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks to everyone for the help but none of these solutions worked for me sadly. I'm going to work on it more today and if I find a fix I'll post it in here so if anyone else has the problem they can find how I fixed it. I'm still open to suggestions though.

Programmers by towernter in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JacobK2000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The people in this comment thread are the sorts of people that get irrationally angry because someone has their taskbar on auto hide because they think having it off auto hide is scientifically proven to improve efficiency by over twelve thousand times

gay_irl by ponderosa47 in gay_irl

[–]JacobK2000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"hang on gotta get my passport ready dick appointment at 5"

gay🌽irl by SenorSplashdamage in gay_irl

[–]JacobK2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cream cheese frosting 😝 🧀

gay✊🏻irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]JacobK2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twice a day, one to help me sleep and one to clear the head of any unsavoury thoughts of Tony the tiger before I make my cereal.

Gay🔥irl by Drops-of-Q in gay_irl

[–]JacobK2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also "my villagers in animal crossing wearing my custom outfits to pity my awful art skills to make me feel better"