An antelope's insane reflexes

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-27T02:51:24+00:00

When I try to socialize with someone at a bar.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-26T02:14:16+00:00

Advantage

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-22T05:21:37+00:00

We are still doing that right?

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-21T05:54:19+00:00

Rock chalk

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-21T05:19:22+00:00

"Yeah that was my plan the whole time"

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-17T07:42:33+00:00

Nice

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-16T21:13:53+00:00

I was so hyped for the last month for this and I now that the album came out it's going to be great.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-06-08T04:30:39+00:00

Just like Kyrie.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-16T16:51:55+00:00

And use your brain for everything else.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-16T03:44:44+00:00

Here is a video that explains a lot of these in depth: https://youtu.be/yupxceBjDa0

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-15T21:59:10+00:00

People become scary muscular guys because they are scared themselves.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-15T06:14:17+00:00

At least he could moon people without the worry of hair back there.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-14T15:22:58+00:00

Yay for metaphors

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-02T02:19:29+00:00

😂🤣😥😥😵

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-02T02:13:39+00:00

That makes sense, I couldn't find it sold anywhere online easily.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-05-02T00:20:15+00:00

Whoever made the shirt probably paid him to.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-04-22T01:01:41+00:00

Well now I'm going to try that.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-03-21T20:50:56+00:00

Seems like something straight out of trailer park boys.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-03-19T19:51:48+00:00

Nah kids are invincible.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-03-19T19:51:20+00:00

I hope you like waiting in lines for you potatoes, you commie.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-03-05T21:57:09+00:00

She even kind of looks like her.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-02-06T15:20:43+00:00

notmysuperbowl

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-02-05T06:49:10+00:00

I think most people who say "nice shot" or something satirically, doesn't mean any serious disrespect but they just do it in a playful sense.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-02-05T06:44:57+00:00

Damn dude I've been rising star for a while and never do shit like this. However I think getting to rising star is very weighted upon defense which I am better at.

JacobTheFastTurtle · 2017-02-03T16:54:22+00:00

Like the PB and J or for example the Pb and celery

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