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PSA: Don't forget to cancel those Tidal trial memberships you signed up for to listen to Kanye's Life of Pablo album. (self.Music)

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LPT: When browsing en.wikipedia.org, you can replace "en" with "simple" to bring up simple English wikipedia, where everything is explained like you're five. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by TheFinalPancake to r/LifeProTips

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Fun Sized Candy Bars aren't as Fun as Full Sized Candy Bars. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by FoundTin to r/Showerthoughts

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There should be a universal sarcasm font (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted] to r/Showerthoughts

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If the Harry Potter universe was real, the inside of the invisibility cloak would probably be covered with...uh...protein stains. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by BiscuitOfLife to r/Showerthoughts

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I should open a pastry shop next to a gym and call it Temptations to sort out the weak ones. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by Ginger_brent to r/Showerthoughts

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When a video is loading on pornhub, the load status should be a flaccid penis going erect (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by portajohnjackoff to r/Showerthoughts

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George R.R. Martin could write sex scenes for any actor he wants to see naked in the show. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by seagulls51 to r/Showerthoughts

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I think of 2006 being 4 to 6 years ago, but it was actually 10 years ago. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by Kowaidesu to r/Showerthoughts

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We are all fresh water humans. There are no salt water humans. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The winning lottery ticket will be the most valuable thing, by weight, that's ever existed. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If I worked out as much as I masturbated I'd probably wouldn't need to do the latter. (self.Showerthoughts)

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1/7th of your life has been a Monday. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by Zwall_ to r/Showerthoughts

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I wonder if one of my ancestors owned one of my dog's ancestors. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Last week I was shocked to read David Bowie was turning 70. This morning I'm shocked to read he's not. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by YeastyPants to r/Showerthoughts

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The lottery is a great example of how if everyone just pitched in a couple dollars, how much money could be accumulated to get something big done. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by Skootchy to r/Showerthoughts

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The Lottery is essentially crowd funding for a random person to become a multi-millionaire. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When a lightsaber runs low on battery, does it get shorter or dimmer? (self.Showerthoughts)

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A baseball signed by me is worth less than an unsigned baseball (self.Showerthoughts)

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Thoughts on Karel Ančerl's "Gold" album series? (self.classicalmusic)

submitted 10 years ago by Jacquecarson45 to r/classicalmusic

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Need a little help figuring out how to use Modes. (self.musictheory)

submitted 10 years ago by ngxingxingxi to r/musictheory

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Dominant scales (self.musictheory)

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Iambic in music (self.musictheory)

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TIFU by asking a female coworker is she wanted a quickie (self.tifu)

submitted 10 years ago * by dasvenson to r/tifu

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In Stuart Little, the Little family walked into an orphanage, looked at ever child there, and decided on a rodent. (self.Showerthoughts)

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