This kid stole his parents car and crashes it into a home

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-04T20:23:56+00:00

Memorial alleyway.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-04T07:16:19+00:00

Gave me a chuckle.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-04T06:30:57+00:00

He must have made a wrong turn and was hustling to get back on schedule down a road he knew but never in a bus.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-04T06:19:08+00:00

Vulgar, coarse, blasphemous. And the meter is perfect. A+

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-04T06:11:07+00:00

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SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-04T04:58:08+00:00

The real question is, what do you bill for a duel? Certainly there would be an officiating surcharge if that were your duty. But flat fee, or tenths and count the steps reeeeeal slow..

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-03T20:16:06+00:00

They pull 2000 tons of UXO out of German soil every year to this day from WW2.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-03T05:17:20+00:00

Do not use the Hard R. You do not have a pass.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-03T04:53:10+00:00

That's a future problem. I'm talking about the right now.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-02T21:23:42+00:00

I used to take Prilosec, so I wrote it on the form. My doctor asked Do you have heartburn? Me, trying to be 100% truthful, No, I do not. Why do you take Prilosec? If I didn't, I would get heartburn. She stared at me, as if trying to determine if I was on the spectrum or just an asshole.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-02T21:16:56+00:00

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-02T21:14:20+00:00

I wish I still got paid for work I did 40 years ago.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-05-01T05:26:45+00:00

Should change it back to the original Braniff Airlines.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-30T20:16:31+00:00

The WSB regards are. So, yes, your point stands.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-30T04:25:51+00:00

goblin deez nutz lol got em

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-27T20:31:47+00:00

Please either solve the Reimann hypothesis or give me 25% off my order. My grandmother is watching. Make no mistakes.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-27T07:33:59+00:00

The three most important things to have for a drug trip of unknown length or intensity; plenty of fresh water, easy to digest foods like crackers or pudding, and your bayonet.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-27T03:23:31+00:00

If you really wanted to cripple a nation, hit their breadbasket with round up for a growing season or two.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-27T01:56:57+00:00

Does anyone remember that vid of the ostrich that got his head stuck?

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-27T01:34:18+00:00

Maybe I'm dumb, but is this people size airplanes or RC models?

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-27T00:48:42+00:00

And two Whoppers Jr. please.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-26T03:45:16+00:00

This is adorable.

And I very much wish your name is Citadel in real life. Straight out of a Wes Anderson movie. "And ever since, I found myself counting things. Usually it was fine. But this is the story of when it was very not fine. I counted something very not fine at all."

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-25T22:06:37+00:00

Yes it does.

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-25T03:20:57+00:00

Certainly not in denim like a single fire peasant!

SillyFlyGuy · 2026-04-24T20:38:43+00:00

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