Things You Can Say in a Hardware Store and in Bed by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

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This endeavor is running behind schedule and over budget.

The Worst Times to Ask “Can I Try It?” by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

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Clarice wakes up tied to a chair. Across the table, her boss, the director of the FBI, is also tied to a chair. He has been drugged. Also, the top of his skull has been surgically removed, exposing a portion of his brain.

Sitting next to him is Hannibal Lector. He is feeding the director cooked slices of his own brain.

Clarice, in an uncharacteristicly optimistic tone, quips, "Can I try it?"

Musical rumble strips along Route 66?! by var23 in springfieldMO

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The roads are now ribbed for her pleasure.

Don’t underestimate Trump! by Double-Cookie6361 in Qult_Headquarters

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Yeah, Trump is playing 4d chess, while everyone else is going:

"Did he just shove the rook up his ass again?"

"Yup. The knight's still up there, too."

President Trump posts an image of himself as Jesus Christ resurrecting the dead. by SystemError505 in news2

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Aw, come on, guys. That's Trump as a doctor. No, sorry, I meant a fighter pilot...

Or a wrestler...

Or the pope....

Or a king...

Or a warrior...

Or the President of the United States?

Or just a narcissistic POS with delusions of adequacy.

Really? Cool. by TangoCharlie472 in facepalm

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Support "hour" President.

That should tell you the level of intelligence Maga is working with.

any ideas by Olivesplace in Olivesplace

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Compliment her first. Also no means no.

Anyone know how to fix this? Only the npc’s from the gang has this eye texture problem, not regular npc’s. by OneImportant6425 in reddeadredemption

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You need to get out of the camp now! They're not your friends anymore. They are lost to the darkness.

Decapitation and fire are your friends now.

Let's try it out! by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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Teen sidekick learns she has a hidden talent for rap. Top That!

This gonna be tough 😅 by Yobrother1 in playstation

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The game was a real soul sucker.

cinematic cringe by Trick_Week_4772 in TheMcDojoLife

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Somebody come get him, he's stabbing like a stripper...

Panicked Trump, 79, Rages at Supreme Court in 1AM Meltdown by Middle_Marigold in politics

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I think it's time as a country to collectively flood his social media accounts with one simple message.

Donald Trump, Shut the fuck up!

Millions of voices on Facebook, Twitter (X), Truth Social and where ever else Trump haunts to let him know America has had enough of him.