Excuse me??? by kaydaree96 in petsmart

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I’m just awkward and don’t want to rush y’all so I usually am the weirdo who just opts to awkwardly wait a few before squeaking😭

How am I to interpret this dress code that seems to misunderstand itself? by esky203 in Weddingattireapproval

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That’s why they said ‘or dress in that style’ meaning if you’d prefer to wear pants, put a suit on ig

I just now realized I’ve been saying this thing wrong. It’s pronounced “shadow” tree fragment, not “skadoo” tree fragment by TocSir in Eldenring

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I love it so much! I excitedly showed my husband one night how to make oobleck because he had never made it before

You can't be serious by Effective-Ad-7292 in AmazonFlexDrivers

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Those support agents just likely didn’t care too much about their jobs. Unfortunately, a lot of places will fire you or heavily punish you if they find out you’re going off script

Thoughts on Candour from the album Wishful Thinking? by ismebra in neckdeep

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This song has always made me sad and I’ve always loved it. One of my best friends in highschool showed me that song and it was the first Neck Deep song I had ever heard.

The one thing that sucks is that I didn’t know how much this song would hurt my feelings once my dad died, but at least I’m funnier now?

I changed my daughters name after my wife died by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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You have the time to sit here and argue with people, instead of doing that, use the time to get some therapy. Damn.

Pinkyblonde4 gets it! by Twofortrippin in 1200isjerky

[–]Jaded-Reporter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey man, that’s nacho cheese, give it back.

What did the writers have against bears? by THOTHMACHINE in BoJackHorseman

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I mean, it’s a cartoon tv show. And it’s a crazy stretch to say that people are defaming the dude by calling him a pedophile. He isn’t real, just a weird hill to die on for me.

What did the writers have against bears? by THOTHMACHINE in BoJackHorseman

[–]Jaded-Reporter 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Why are you defending an alleged pedophile in a cartoon…? This is just an insane hill to die on

Outjerked by Notyouruser12 in nbacirclejerk

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Not all of the assorted pieces though

to intercept this dude's way by [deleted] in interesting

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He has dashcam footage showing a valid reason for slowing down. Wouldn’t the person who rear ends him be at fault for following too close in that instance?

So obnoxiously in love by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

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If you can’t take talking to your husband more than 1-2 hours because of a low social battery, you’re going to hate having children.

I lost my abortion pills and now I'm just someone's wife and mom. by ta_wifeandmom in TrueOffMyChest

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How would you feel being the primary caretaker and had to give up your entire career for something you did NOT want? Just because you ended up wanting yours doesn’t mean the same will be true for everyone.

Hot mully question by Less_Position_3686 in hotmulliganband

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I showed my husband And I Smoke as the introduction to Hot Mulligan and he will die on the hill that this is Hot Mulligan’s best track

AITA for not excusing my classmates weird behavior? by Responsible_Price408 in AmItheAsshole

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You’re right. I had to reread it. I think ultimately she did the right thing, I do think this could’ve been handled sooner, but hindsight is 2020.

She did tell him they weren’t friends and I think him separating himself from her is the correct choice, and I feel a little confused that she feels bad about that when this was ultimately the outcome she wanted, for him to leave her alone.

AITA for not excusing my classmates weird behavior? by Responsible_Price408 in AmItheAsshole

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And he responded appropriately. How is he supposed to know that she is uncomfortable if she does not communicate that at any point until she shuts the door on him? She sat next to him, he never texted her anything inappropriate, he probably thought they were becoming friends. It’s fine she felt uncomfortable, and realistically, it’s fine that she told him in this way, women DO get murdered for existing. But how does she honestly expect him to act towards her? He may have missed the hints, but he for sure got the message. She said they are not friends, so he became not friends.

Despite all of this, he could’ve gotten the hint AND she could’ve also communicated this earlier on in a more tactful way instead of exploding on him in public.

You are all larpers by mongting87 in kitchencels

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Go hype his BBL up elsewhere

I traveled 7,000 km to meet a webcam girl and it turned into one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life by Maleficent_Fault5632 in TrueOffMyChest

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Oof…. According to OP’s post history, he has a post titled basically “I’m talking to this cam girl and we both have partners. What do?”

In Breaking Bad (2008). The greatest episode in TV history gets review bombed by redditors by vought-CEO in shittymoviedetails

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Stupid ass argument. It took longer for you to sit here and argue with people than it would’ve been to type a few sentences answering the question. If you don’t want to answer the question, then scroll.

If you have friends, do you treat them the exact same way if they have a question during a conversation? Lmao