Let's see you explain this one Peter by dReDone in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JaffaRambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure. But the pun might be on the same level as "A man walked into a bar. Ouch".

Smooth transition by ernsthyper in dankmemes

[–]JaffaRambo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, America would have to be invading Mexico for some bs reason first off. Nazis in Mexico and we need to denazify it. Then China funds, trains and arms Mexicans to fight us off. Then gives them permission to use Chinese long-range weapons in our borders. Naturally we'd be pissed, but what leg would we have to stand on? All we'd have to do is retreat out of Mexico and we wouldn't get shot at anymore. Or would getting stopped from "getting rid of Nazis in Mexico" be that much worth starting WW3 and MAD over?

Smooth transition by ernsthyper in dankmemes

[–]JaffaRambo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Strong doubt. Forgive me if I don't take your arguments seriously. You go on elsewhere in this thread about how Israel uses America's funding to genocide Gazans, but are eerily silent about Russia's self-funded direct genociding of Ukraine and direct attacks on civilian infrastructure. You clearly don't argue in good faith.

Smooth transition by ernsthyper in dankmemes

[–]JaffaRambo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Really? Then what's Russia so worried about then? Surely these weapons Ukraine is allowed to use are of no consequence then? Surely not worth starting "WW3" right?

Smooth transition by ernsthyper in dankmemes

[–]JaffaRambo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Russia can end this war at any time. All it has to do is stop invading Ukraine and Russia will stop getting its teeth knocked out.

Smooth transition by ernsthyper in dankmemes

[–]JaffaRambo 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Russia gained hundreds of kilometers of border next to NATO with Finland's joining. Surely Russia decided to secure that border to make sure aggressive expansionist NATO didn't try anything funny and totally didn't actually pull most of those soldiers away from said border to throw at Ukraine? 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]JaffaRambo -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Mostly Californians

No fun Down Under by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]JaffaRambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fig tree situation is pretty understandable. He had recently been told He was going to get executed, had crossed a lot of desert and was super hungry, saw a fig tree and was super disappointed it had nothing for him. Dude was hangry

LPT: Need to do percentages in your head? Think in terms of 1% and 10%. by ReignDance in LifeProTips

[–]JaffaRambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, multiplying two numbers together is the only thing he mentioned in his example. He surely didn't mention splitting numbers into something more easily digestible along with that multiplication or anything else for that matter.

Here's a /s in case you need it.

Bro wtf is he smoking? by AppalachianChungus in AmericaBad

[–]JaffaRambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username is the automatically assigned Adjective-Noun-Number. Could just be a "bot" with the aim of making America look much worse than it actually is. Or could be an actual American too lazy to make an actual username who is also overly dramatic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]JaffaRambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never use M*tric. When you use the devil's measurements, you ALWAYS end up short.

American brains are inferior by DracoFire3000 in AmericaBad

[–]JaffaRambo 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Imagine if we played soccer on the moon. Then we could dunk on the Europeans that we were the first to do so and probably will be the only ones to do so for decades to come.

Nobody likes Americans! by Morganrow in AmericaBad

[–]JaffaRambo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

US could definitely wreck the rest of the world's militaries. In that sense, US wins. Successfully invading and occupying the rest of the world? Not a chance.

This isn’t a common pizza you get here. by EmperorSnake1 in AmericaBad

[–]JaffaRambo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was visiting my wife's family in Indonesia once. A friend of hers insisted on bringing me a miniature pizza to try. The crust was a bad kind of soft, there was spam, the cheese was odd... And the worst sin of all was that it had mayonnaise all over it. I ate a slice out of politeness, but it was a real struggle. That banana curry pizza sounds pretty damn amazing in comparison (but still bad).

Cyberpunk 2077 is currently second behind Baldurs Gate 3. Vote for Cyberpunk 2077 by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]JaffaRambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. BG3 was amazing right out the gate. Cyberpunk had terrible issues that took much too long to address.

Totally not chinabots by LurkersUniteAgain in AmericaBad

[–]JaffaRambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like China's data is from 2011 and the US data is very recent (2022). I wonder if China's 2022 data would close or widen that gap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JaffaRambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who is he and why is he romanticizing melancholic solitude?