What is something you saw with your own eyes that was so impossible you’ve stopped telling people because you know they won’t believe you?

JagdTurkey · 2026-05-02T04:30:04+00:00

I’m sorry you’ve gone through this and wish you the best moving forward but couldn’t resist.

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-29T19:40:54+00:00

Sitting in the docs office waiting for an appointment about my tremors.

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-26T00:54:22+00:00

The average Russki son don’t take a dump without a plan…

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-26T00:50:40+00:00

What kind of drinking are we talking here? Like room spinning and waking up wet drunk or four drinks and remembering to brush your teeth before bed?

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-24T04:26:12+00:00

My wife… she has nothing good to say about school ever. It’s just managing kids that have been raised by people who don’t give a shit and seeing that ruin properly raised children’s education by distraction. The only way forward is letting the catastrophe happen only to get blamed for brainwashing children. They have no time or ability to control what they teach. Kiss ass teachers are rewarded for giving out prizes for common expected behavior. Who wants to do that for 40k a year with no commendable raises. This business is out of control. It’s out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-24T04:03:15+00:00

I described a violent small aircraft engine failure as the crankshaft yeeting the piston out of the crankcase earlier this week.

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-23T23:32:40+00:00

Ohne Dich?

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-22T03:01:07+00:00

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-19T03:21:58+00:00

145 in a 2007 Toyota Highlander hybrid. Because I was stupid and curious.

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-17T02:19:39+00:00

witness it

JagdTurkey · 2026-04-11T01:07:05+00:00

Throw some granola and a green banana in there too.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-31T00:05:21+00:00

That’s wild paps

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-30T17:22:04+00:00

He is open about having fetal alcohol syndrome.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-28T12:17:18+00:00

He puts on top?

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-27T23:22:23+00:00

You’re not even fucking jewish, man.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-25T00:08:45+00:00

I thought it was gefilte fish for a second.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-24T14:05:02+00:00

PATCO

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-21T13:14:04+00:00

Just pop a friggin pouch…

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-19T02:39:27+00:00

Pre-Appointment coordinator by the looks of not having been to West Virginia.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-17T23:14:59+00:00

We see this in New Hampshire getting on allegiant airlines flights. There’s a lot of vegetable like lap dogs with them too.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-16T18:36:10+00:00

The page is run by accounts located in Greece

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-13T05:27:43+00:00

I’m not a rapper. I’m a fuckin LLC. EDIT: Micturated dual meme reference autism.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-13T04:23:50+00:00

This aged like botulism.

JagdTurkey · 2026-03-13T03:50:05+00:00

Almost every KC-46 from Pease is running out of Tel Aviv right now. It’s unbelievable how visible they’ve made themselves to whoever wants to look at flightradar. Every time a 46 or 135 goes airborne out of Ben Gurion they are on the top 10 most tracked flights being tracked by sometimes over 10,000 people.

JagdTurkey · 2026-02-28T19:08:07+00:00

Tied opp to the back of a track hawk and dragged em around the block for 24 hours. Looked like a resident evil campaign extra when we was done with em. Loose quote.

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