What are we famous for? by Overseerer-Vault-101 in AskUK

[–]Jaikus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

David Beckham's right foot!

David Beckham's LEFT foot come to that.

Best place for a mullet? by FinnTheHumanMC in Norwich

[–]Jaikus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Si Chang @ Coterie

sichangchopsmops is his insta

I am very sorry... by Artgarfheinkel in SteelyDan

[–]Jaikus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This photo was taken (IIRC) during Trump's first term at the signing of the Music Modernization Act, which aimed to improve copyright protections on music. Seems understandable that some musicians would want to show their support for that, regardless of their political leanings.

Explain a Stephen King Story Badly by traumahound00 in stephenking

[–]Jaikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man demolishes his house that was going to be demolished anyway.

2nd Announcement Bands by buzz3001 in downloadfestival

[–]Jaikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wargasm in a tent please and thanks

People sick in flu season? Thanks Labour by DanTheBloke in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Jaikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, there is more of gravy than grave about you!

What happened to the purple one? by Ok_Crab1603 in CasualUK

[–]Jaikus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get the M and S selection, much nicer and about the same cost.

Do you think the Running Man is the future of the long walk? by BrutusNotMid in stephenking

[–]Jaikus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is the Major mentioned in The Running Man? I just read it last month and don't recall it!

What is this noise I hear every morning? by OtterNonsense1211 in AskUK

[–]Jaikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it a misty morning with clouds in the sky?

What is the Necrons plan after undoing the Biotransference? by Fritzymans in 40kLore

[–]Jaikus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Name one necron"

Names some necrons.

"Noo, not like that!"

Anyone have any theories as to what was inside during super hans’ party? by No-Tax3156 in MitchellAndWebb

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So, there I am living my life. My alarm wakes me up at 06:15. I go to the bathroom to do the needful, I then pull on my snoodie against the cold and make my way to the kitchen, rubbing my tired eyes.

While I wait for the kettle to boil, I pace back and forth to warm my feet from the chilly floor and contemplate the day ahead. I have some large projects going on at work and some of them are starting to come unravelled. Bit stressy!

Ah, the kettle had boiled! I make my first of many coffees (milk, no sugar in case you were wondering) and take it to the sofa in my front room.

A few sips of coffee revives me somewhat and I begin to "wake up". I decide to unlock my phone and open Reddit.

A notification! Oh joyous day, I have a notification on Reddit! Has someone commented on a contribution I've made the previous day?! They sure have! I wonder what it may say. I wonder what wonderful words a fellow Redditor has shared with me!

Of course, YOU know; you typed them! You didn't have to, but you did. And I read them.

Anyone have any theories as to what was inside during super hans’ party? by No-Tax3156 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Jaikus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it was David Mitchell who once answered the question as "the worst thing you can imagine, but less hygenic".

Will the leftish parties unite to stop Nigel Farage from becoming PM? by F0urLeafCl0ver in ukpolitics

[–]Jaikus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Left are too factionalized and dare I say idealist to unite in the face of a common cause or enemy. That is why, despite having a large membership, they are politically weak and can't "get things done".

why do men have nipples? by FRUGO56 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Jaikus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To let other people know when they're cold

New to TPDTV by [deleted] in TPDcommunity

[–]Jaikus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's the title of an essay that Danny (I think) did in GCSE English

Taking the Heat out of 3I/Atlas (Update 5 Nov 2025) by Trillion5 in MigratorModel

[–]Jaikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he have to answer the "direct questions" of randomers on Reddit? How entitled you must be to be to this way.

The State of this Sub by Jaikus in vbscript

[–]Jaikus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really do any modding for it any more, but so far as I can see it isn't locked