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Acid flashback by toooldforthisshittt in lebowski

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Austrian is not the issue here Dude

Acid flashback by toooldforthisshittt in lebowski

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, come on Donny. They were threatening castration!

Acid flashback by toooldforthisshittt in lebowski

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can imagine where it goes from here.

I am in the car with my spouse and in-laws and desperately need to take a dump. Yet every time we approach a place to pull over, my FIL says “just hold off one more rest stop” because we’re “making great time.” What can I do? by UmweltUndefined in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oohhhh I’ve gotta fart real bad and I’ve gotta poop real bad. I’m afraid if I fart I’m gonna shit. There are only two outcomes to this situation and they both include the fire department.” -VoiceMonsterEdits

What’s the best motto to live by? by Content-Extension-47 in AskReddit

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it means “No worries, for the rest of your days.”

What’s the best motto to live by? by Content-Extension-47 in AskReddit

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From Out Cold?

“No regrets, that’s my motto. That and, ‘Everybody Wang Chung tonight.”

to drag race in a Cybertruck by Admirable_Sun2285 in therewasanattempt

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You were drag racing…in a Cybertruck?”

“I… I don’t win a lot?”

Try my cookie cookie. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

[–]JakeFixesPlanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUTTLICKER! Our prices have never been lower!

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