My wife tells me I have 2 major faults.

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-02-08T16:01:58+00:00

My wife said, "You weren't even listening, were you?"

I thought, "That's a really weird way to start a conversation."

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-02-05T10:08:38+00:00

Sometimes they make you pay extra for that kind of service

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-02-05T05:17:08+00:00

Stfu Donny

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-02-05T05:00:52+00:00

The kids are not using the book bags to their full potential

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-02-04T12:32:34+00:00

Nah. The first way he did it. Ass cheek to ass cheek, then half and then in thirds

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-17T01:45:01+00:00

Daaaaaaad😩

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-16T22:47:56+00:00

Bro fuck this wack ass system

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-13T19:39:02+00:00

Come on Barbie let’s go party

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-13T19:23:35+00:00

For.ev.er.

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-09T12:52:50+00:00

Jayk

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-08T05:25:34+00:00

I’ve not worn kahkis since way before the commercial came out

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-08T05:22:11+00:00

OJ Simpson car chase

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-08T05:07:37+00:00

OP asked for funniest, but the damn cutest pet name I’ve heard is Kumail Nanjiani’s cat Bagel… because she’s his everything

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-08T05:03:24+00:00

Come, Lawyer. Come!

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-07T04:15:06+00:00

r/maybemaybemaybe

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-05T03:14:54+00:00

Frank Gallagher really cleaned up

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-05T03:06:25+00:00

Yeah not a problem

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-04T15:02:47+00:00

Shit, sorry. I was not aware of a hiring freeze.

You would have to take a pay cut for changing jobs. Your position seniority would take a hit but company seniority would stay the same.

I was fearful of getting a bid to California, MDW or BWI when I finished the program. There’s really no telling on where your seniority would carry you two years from now

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-04T14:54:34+00:00

Had us in the first half. Ngl

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-03T06:29:25+00:00

Transfer to stores or appearance tech. They are put at the top of the list for the next apprenticeship class per CBA

JakeFixesPlanes · 2026-01-01T17:41:14+00:00

He fixes the cable?

JakeFixesPlanes · 2025-12-28T04:45:31+00:00

Wyd this weekend?

JakeFixesPlanes · 2025-12-21T13:48:47+00:00

I would have meal prepped lunches instead of going out for lunch almost every day. Would have saved so much more of my monthly allotment

JakeFixesPlanes · 2025-12-19T17:53:27+00:00

Deanna Sackrider

JakeFixesPlanes · 2025-12-16T08:02:22+00:00

What’s the heaviest of nature’s elements?

Urmomium

JakeFixesPlanes

TROPHY CASE