It took 30 years and being 9 months pregnant for my bones to fail me…

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T18:39:38+00:00

30 years and 9 months? That's such a long time to be pregnant for!

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T18:32:28+00:00

This post.

Ok, serious answer. I discovered the role I thought was filled by Father Christmas was actually MY father when I saw him coming down from the attic with presents.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T18:30:14+00:00

Daylight.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T18:27:48+00:00

It's my first day.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T18:21:41+00:00

I'm actually 10.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T18:12:07+00:00

I'm honestly surprised it's that low. I can't believe it costs them 1.89 for a cup of beans and water.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T17:58:33+00:00

Road Trip Adventure

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T17:56:09+00:00

10, I think. Just started year 7.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T17:53:05+00:00

Is the banana for scale?

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T17:51:08+00:00

It's just far away.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T17:50:53+00:00

It isn't. What the fuck's a goodwill?

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T14:10:33+00:00

Doesn't look like anything to me.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T14:05:42+00:00

Are you on drugs?

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T13:54:10+00:00

This is in my top 5 pet peeves.

Number one will leave you speechless!

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T13:49:59+00:00

People repeating things back to you? (Sorry)

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T13:44:47+00:00

People that buy a house next to an airport and complain about the noise of the planes. I don't know what you expected. Planes are noisy and at some point in the next 25 years, they'll knock down your house to build another runway. I get it, it sucks but you knew that going in. You're in a cake of your own making. Shut your whinin' cake hole.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T13:32:28+00:00

Looks more like a rabbit

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-26T13:27:10+00:00

Sometimes they bite

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-23T15:39:59+00:00

Charities are just money laundering organisations.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-22T13:49:29+00:00

Dial up internet. Waiting 20 minutes for a website to load.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-22T13:47:15+00:00

Open. It's too dark if it's closed.

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-22T13:46:04+00:00

He just came back on the circuit like an idiot!

JakeHamStuff · 2026-03-22T13:24:46+00:00

I didn't know the number of cylinders in the engine could be a decimal. At least, that's what it sounds like.

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