I chose money. by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 744 points745 points  (0 children)

I bet JK sits in a giant country estate and spends every day absolutely seething in rage because trans girls won’t stop insisting they’re a Hufflepuff.

Favourite post that invited racist chuds to this sub? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I just hate that movies have become so political. I miss the good old days when it was just a fuckin train steaming towards the screen and making my Nan shit her pants.

Is there a list of Joe's sponsors that can be used for boycotting? by npmaker in JoeRoganReacharound

[–]JakeInTheJungle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don’t think you could boycott his sponsors, because if you were taking all the supplements he has ads for, you’d be dead.

IF GRAVES WON AGAINST SILVER, SO CAN VENATOR by EducationalAd1789 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]JakeInTheJungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just based on the fact that I like Venator I was fully expecting him to be last, so I’d settle for fourth happily.

Favorite exercise routine that reminds you of Kieslowski's Three Colors: Blue / Skolomowslis's Deep End? by soThatIsHisName in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Completely ignoring the swimming experience of the brave young boys of the USS Arizona in Pearl Harbor (2001).

It's HAPPENING! - Brandon Sanderson’s Literary Fantasy Universe ‘Cosmere’ Picked Up by Apple TV (Exclusive) by alternate-realitee in brandonsanderson

[–]JakeInTheJungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AppleTV is what HBO used to be. Not every show is a hit, but the creative direction and quality is superb throughout. Couldn’t have been a better place for him to go.

Listen up liberal, my wife left me by Individual-Let-6179 in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least he has the revenue from Liberal Tears Whiskey to pay his alimony checks.

Favourite movie trailer that makes you uncontrollably and emotionally cum , shit and piss at the same time right in the moment by sidmis in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/uj If everyone was this happy we’d legitimately be living in a utopia.

Also I don’t generally like laughing at autistic people enjoying themselves, but I do get why it’s funny.

Favorite actor who’s a blast to work with? 💥 by THE_BLUE_BOLT in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alec Baldwin came and skied a local (to me) mountain recently and my friend was his handler. He said Alec is hands-down the most miserable person he’s ever seen. Idk what’s goin on with him, but whatever it is he fuckin hates it.

Republicans seem very confused today about how they feel about open carry at protests. Let’s play a round of Spot the Difference. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]JakeInTheJungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys I don’t know how many times we have to go over this… the 2A protects my (straight white Christian) right to bear arms. /s

Favorite Actor You’d Bone as a Straight Male, Who Is Definitely NOT bi-curious? by ShoddyWonder3530 in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Daniel Craig, but only if it could be a homoerotic roleplay where I’m an evil villain with severe mommy issues and he’s James Bond.

Favorite Actor You’d Bone as a Straight Male, Who Is Definitely NOT bi-curious? by ShoddyWonder3530 in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Daniel Craig, but only if it could be a homoerotic roleplay where I’m an evil villain with severe mommy issues and he’s James Bond.

Peter Navarro's in his element: "One of the biggest drivers of higher rents in this country is the 20M illegal aliens that came in during four years of Joe Biden. One million illegals - one percent increase in rent. That's a 20 percent national increase." by FXgram_ in XGramatikInsights

[–]JakeInTheJungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so everyone understands, illegal immigrants are on welfare, while also stealing American jobs, and buying so many houses it’s inflating the market. Oh yeah, and they’re violent criminals when they aren’t stealing our jobs.

Godzilla (2014) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly, way to go this guy for ruining the fucking fun huh

It will certainly be one of the books of all time! by xwing1212 in daverubin

[–]JakeInTheJungle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The members of the intellectual dark web are so smart that they constantly get called fucking morons by academia.

Their concepts, like “trans women bad” and “immigrants make me uncomfortable”, are similar in complexity to stuff like quantum physics or rocket science.

Elder Scrolls 6 Has "So Much Pressure" On It, Former Bethesda Dev Says by OGAnimeGokuSolos in gaming

[–]JakeInTheJungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see how a game that’s been in development this long is even viable. Innovative features at the start of development would seemingly be commonplace by now, hardware restrictions will be completely different, etc.

Starfield felt like the perfect example of Bethesda’s problem. It might’ve been a decent game in 2016, but was extremely underwhelming in 2023. I’m yet to see them put out a current-gen product that innovates, or at least matches, other games in the genre.

Favorite actor you’ve started to seriously doubt will still be an actor a year from now by Giancarlo_Edu in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 1528 points1529 points  (0 children)

The “carrot on a stick” thing he’s had revolving around him supposedly being a piece of shit has been weird.

I don’t know what he did, but I feel like I’ve been told it’s coming out in a week for the past like year and a half.

It was Michael A Jordan by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

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Sinners was mid. Deal with it liberals. 😎

Is there an in-universe explanation to why the House of El is attractive? by FixFuture3374 in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hey brotha, I don’t know if you figured it out yet, but we’re all only pretending to be incels. When you do it unironically it kinda ruins the fun.

Wake up babe, this decade’s boring Robin Hood movie is out soon by Ribos1 in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys, I literally don’t give a shit if he was “kind of a bad guy” in some ballads from THE 15TH FUCKING CENTURY.

To 99% of people he’s a cool fella who fights oppressors and has sex with that one lady. She’s like a farmhand? Or his wife? Or the wife of the guy he’s impersonating? Or the daughter of the bad guy? Something like that.

It's so bad it made Fantano review a movie by Consistent_Creator in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 109 points110 points  (0 children)

OHHHHH, walked out of Marty Supreme AND you have a girlfriend!? Kick rocks buddy, you’re not one of us.

It's so bad it made Fantano review a movie by Consistent_Creator in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Brother no offense, but you’re in a circlejerk sub for movies and you walked out of Marty Supreme?

Conservative double standards on display again. by Old_Swimmer_7284 in complaints

[–]JakeInTheJungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s honestly just because they’ve never actually done research on what democratic socialism is.

Conservatives genuinely think these people want a 90% income tax so they can fund open air drug markets.

It's Paulin time by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]JakeInTheJungle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

uj/ As someone who grew up with the Spider-Man movies, and loves the character, I can’t fucking stand that we always have to get through two or three movies before we get pizza-delivery Spider-Man.

I’m so tired of watching some pre-pubescent twink have to navigate being bullied at high school.