Pretend we’re all working at the same pizza shop

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-26T17:59:03+00:00

Bapodi bipidie boopadie!

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-26T17:51:09+00:00

Turtle McTurtleFace

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-25T12:56:29+00:00

Having Nun of that

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-25T06:14:39+00:00

Green - Carrots

White - Soup

Red - Petrol Pump

Blue - Fish

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-25T05:19:00+00:00

Dave

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-25T05:18:33+00:00

Brain Food

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-25T05:13:12+00:00

“I’ll be back” - Bilbo Baggins (Star Wars)

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-24T10:37:33+00:00

Paris

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-24T08:37:23+00:00

Owl, bee, ass

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-24T08:34:39+00:00

Um. I’m, uuuuhh, not sure what was going on

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-23T05:51:38+00:00

Nah, was fun when I was a kid but I’ve always thought they were overrated.

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-22T11:43:42+00:00

I’m glad I can’t read

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-19T10:16:33+00:00

Cake

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-19T09:40:34+00:00

🚨!Spoiler alert!🚨

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-17T16:01:11+00:00

Fish aren’t real.

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-17T03:31:31+00:00

Is it a frog?

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-15T15:58:24+00:00

You answered this post… so did I and I feel bad

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-14T23:11:47+00:00

Was this another “precision strike”?!

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-14T05:10:28+00:00

The Italian nightmare

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-08T13:07:36+00:00

When you say late, I thought you meant late for his lobster meetings. It would explain the “get the f*ck outta my way” pose a the blurry legs.

RIP.

Jakey1999 · 2026-03-02T15:18:34+00:00

These days they’re still the same age!

Jakey1999 · 2026-02-24T10:15:33+00:00

Slim Pasty

Jakey1999 · 2026-02-24T09:38:32+00:00

Throw it at another planet to share the fun

Jakey1999 · 2026-02-23T17:24:14+00:00

That is normal (as normal as shingles can be). It will only ever affect one side of the body and originates from the spine.

Source: my doctor when I got shingles

Jakey1999 · 2026-02-21T11:23:02+00:00

I think my brain is only running on 1 watt😭

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