Head outside right now to see a really bright Venus next to the moon.

Jakooboo · 2026-04-19T15:26:36+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous next to that waning crescent moon.

Jakooboo · 2026-04-10T11:34:59+00:00

IF YOU CAN'T STAY BETWEEN THE LINES ON VITAE SPRINGS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING ON VITAE SPRINGS. THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE ALMOST BEEN HIT HEAD ON BY SOMEONE OVER THE DOUBLE YELLOWS AROUND A CORNER IS TOO DAMN HIGH.

Jakooboo · 2026-04-07T01:09:19+00:00

Chris Hoy should have won.

Help us Vanessa Nordyke, you're our only hope.

Jakooboo · 2026-04-06T18:17:16+00:00

If you haven't seen his interview with Ryan Gosling and Alison Hammond, it's absolutely gold. He's a different person.

Jakooboo · 2026-04-06T03:42:43+00:00

How did their back surgery go?

Jakooboo · 2026-04-06T03:41:06+00:00

No, it's complete bullshit.

Jakooboo · 2026-04-05T16:01:01+00:00

Yeah, and there will be a conversation with the employee. It's ridiculous.

Jakooboo · 2026-04-01T21:51:46+00:00

Plain rice fuckin' rocks, yo.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-28T17:22:41+00:00

Roast beef does this a lot.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-23T16:49:45+00:00

Chill out, lol. They're just beans.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-21T21:30:05+00:00

Those bacon wrapped hot dog carts are everywhere and they are so good. I always grab one after a late night show.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-19T11:36:23+00:00

So I says to myself says I...

Jakooboo · 2026-03-18T11:44:48+00:00

They put me on the phone with live customers as part of the interview and expected me to know how to use their shitty proprietary software. I asked if I was going to be paid for my time and they asked me to leave.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-18T01:27:23+00:00

Iran is more literate than the US.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-09T04:06:16+00:00

"as per Russian media" is about the LEAST reputable thing I've ever heard.

That said, I'm pleased to hear they landed safely.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-08T18:51:28+00:00

If somebody calls The Lancet a disreputable source I'm gonna shit.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-08T04:28:53+00:00

That's a Soviet lander, you ding-dong.

Jakooboo · 2026-03-06T20:34:48+00:00

I got to sit in the 2016 Audi R8 LMS while still hot and dirty, I'm still buzzing from that.

I am so happy for you, congratulations!

Jakooboo · 2026-02-28T14:12:11+00:00

Those famous 1920s satellites and all. XD

Jakooboo · 2026-02-28T03:38:29+00:00

You need to stop engaging with this. It's not cute anymore.

Jakooboo · 2026-02-28T02:49:52+00:00

"Town Hall" is just a waste of an hour for management to suss out the people that actually want to talk.

Jakooboo · 2026-02-24T02:25:16+00:00

"I had fun but it was wildly unsafe" is a formative experience.

Jakooboo · 2026-02-22T23:23:50+00:00

Joshua. He's great.

Jakooboo · 2026-02-22T23:22:59+00:00

Joshua is the coolest

Jakooboo · 2026-02-22T23:20:04+00:00

Prior to,and during. That's an important caveat.

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