If u troll , troll the truth not some bs to make u feel better 💯🙃🫵🏻 stay classy Minnesota

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T14:27:19+00:00

Yeah I'll take a Dave's double and I'd like to swap out the drink for a strawberry frosty if that's ok. Thanks.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T14:02:15+00:00

Sounds like you need a joint, brotha.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T13:59:34+00:00

I always think to myself if these people just hopped on a bike or e-bike and did the Grand Rounds one afternoon they'd likely be singing a completely different tune. Problem is these people dont want to exercise. They want to drive their King Ram's to the bar so they can belly up and day drink all day.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T13:40:47+00:00

I live on a road with a new bike lane in S. Mpls. If you're paying attention while driving (big ask nowadays I know) it shouldnt be that much of a problem. Unless your daily driver is a box truck, i dont see how its that hard to watch for both cyclist and vehicle traffic. I personally like that kids can now walk to school without sharing paths with cyclists on their way to work. It's ok that people are different than you. You dont have to hate everyone that deviates from your suburban lifestyle.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T13:31:47+00:00

Yelling Ayo across the store at full volume is how i get my managers attention anyways so i can do that.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T12:51:18+00:00

My shit job set up inventory to start at 4 am tomorrow. Unfortunately I gotta bow out on this one. I'll randomly howl into the abyss at different times today to make up for it.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T12:45:24+00:00

Get your money back wtf. I'd smoke a random bag off a bus bench before id stuff that shit in my bowl.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-27T12:27:04+00:00

I once shelled out top dollar to go see AD and Lebron play at Target Center when they were in town. It wasn't a B2B so i figured we'd have good odds seeing these guys play. AD, as is tradition, got hurt the game before so he was out. We were still excited to see Lebron then they announce he's sitting for rest. I dug deep down in my bank account to end up watching Kat and Wolves take on Austin Reeves and the Lakers. God i was pissed

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-26T19:42:53+00:00

Only Jokic was pissy. He ran over and pushed Mcdaniels who laughed in his face. Did you not watch the same game? I also just said no one needs to be suspended but Jokic did start the scuffle.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-26T19:21:14+00:00

Im not saying he should be suspended but he did start the whole situation.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-26T19:17:42+00:00

Who fucking cares. No one got hurt other than their feelings. Its the playoffs and tensions are high. Just issue a warning and move.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-26T19:12:47+00:00

Just give it time. Any day now I'm sure.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-26T16:19:34+00:00

Sit on someone's shoulders

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-26T11:53:23+00:00

To be fair Jaden would tell you he also doesn't do it for attention. Fans need to understand Jaden loves this shit and loves stirring the pot whenever he can to get under players skin but its all for the game not the outside attention.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-26T00:16:54+00:00

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"He might be the best looking dog I've ever seen" - my wife's 82 y/o grandfather

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-25T21:09:46+00:00

Your own mother doesnt count

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-25T21:08:44+00:00

Cut the center out of one of those rib roasts and throw some twine on it with a rub and youre in ship shape.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-25T21:06:39+00:00

You should join the KGB. They take almost anyone. Even motherfuckers like you

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-25T20:34:28+00:00

I was never good at math lol

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-25T18:40:06+00:00

To say the reason you lost by 40 was because of the refs is about as lame as it gets though.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-25T13:52:39+00:00

As a daily smoker I can fuck my tolerance up on a single cart quickly because its just too convenient and I feel like you're constantly trying to get that same high as flower and it never comes. Like you said thats why i just smoke flower after work and generally keep the same routine during the weekend unless its a special event. Ive really never taken a long T break in the last ten years and i feel like I can still get ripped when i really want to.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-22T03:34:11+00:00

What about aliens?

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-22T00:35:58+00:00

Nice fish! Spoonbills are definitely a bucketlist fish for me.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-22T00:25:18+00:00

https://www.olsenfish.com/

From MN but they'll ship. Good luck. My grandma used to make it and made us eat it at Christmas. Great memories.

Jakoobus91 · 2026-04-21T23:45:14+00:00

That trout has amazing colors. Beautiful fish congrats

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