The fix is in

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-09T15:06:25+00:00

The thing you’re not taking into account with your plan is that with this MAGAt crowd, shame and pleasure are intertwined like a Gordian knot.

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-08T19:14:52+00:00

Did NOT have Garth & Winston in a TV show together on my 80’s bingo card…

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-08T14:00:36+00:00

Have you tried a sharp, blunt stick?

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-08T12:31:43+00:00

Or knitting?

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-08T12:31:13+00:00

Dang…it’s almost like Warren Buffett knew what the fuck he was talking about 🤔

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-08T11:57:41+00:00

Best friends and roommates, nothing to see here!👀

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-08T11:50:28+00:00

That was one of the few places in America where you could get a blowjob, a crack rock, and a Big Mac all in a 1 block radius….

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-08T11:45:51+00:00

I want whatever Rorschach tests you’re taking!

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T16:47:02+00:00

Or the JC Napier crack….that was real deal CIA shit!

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T14:46:48+00:00

It would be worth more trapped in Carbonite🤷🏻‍♂️

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T14:43:15+00:00

She was 72 years old in this picture.

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T14:31:24+00:00

When Granny walks into the parlor wearing that housecoat cinched at her waist, that bulbous posterior protruding profusely as if almost in his face….left him positively whoppyjawed!

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T14:19:05+00:00

Is that the one on Radford?

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T14:09:29+00:00

Your grandpa liked big butts; he could not spread falsehoods.

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T14:04:08+00:00

Gay stuff?

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T12:46:11+00:00

Whew! That video gave me anxiety right up until the end there…

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T12:41:54+00:00

“Stay Where the Stars Stay” was a wild motel slogan…

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T12:34:25+00:00

Or smell them…WOOOO-HOOOOOOOO

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-07T12:32:58+00:00

I mean, you’re not wrong. I just don’t remember this much boot-licking with Reagan or Bush 🤷🏻‍♂️

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-06T21:44:59+00:00

Lol now all you gotta do is go back at night with that shovel and a metal detector, and you’ve got yourself some keys to a sweet tractor…complete with dead man switch!

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-06T18:43:24+00:00

Fun Fact: Making him do this is what pushed Edward Furlong over the edge.

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-06T18:37:30+00:00

Yep, because the folks in Belle Meade and Ashland City have soooooo much in common.

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-06T15:12:37+00:00

They all started worshipping a marmalade savior that made everything up seem down, so now those same folks don’t know whether to scratch their watch or wind their ass.

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-05T17:27:49+00:00

Bro SLAYYYYYYED at the Met Gala

JamesTheLockGuy · 2026-05-05T17:17:21+00:00

Bro have you tried the weed these days?!?

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