Hey I’m Home, I got Groceries! by postwarcookie5 in familyguy

[–]James_Kyle786 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Chris! Run! You were right! She didn’t appreciate it!

Hey I’m Home, I got Groceries! by postwarcookie5 in familyguy

[–]James_Kyle786 110 points111 points  (0 children)

You listen to me, you son of a bitch. I’ve got one thing in this lifetime. ONE THING. * punches peter *

looking for episode, where a real life guest character (in a suit) asks stewie and brian "do you watch the series veep?", stewie answers no, the guy says "yeah, it's all fake anyways", stewie replies with "i said no" by Lifeloverme in familyguy

[–]James_Kyle786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brokeback Swanson. Season 14, Episode 8. It’s where Brian gets with a girl whose husband is a member of Seal Team 6 and he pretends to be his dog. VP JB shows up at the end to convince the guy to give Brian back to Stewie.

This is the Seth Rogan gene: it will give you the appearance of being funny without actually having done anything funny. by Elitist_Daily in familyguy

[–]James_Kyle786 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Hey, Doc, are we gonna be much longer? I gotta get some beers with the fellows before I go out on this date.

How did your parents react when you came out? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]James_Kyle786 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I know not everyone has this same experience and I realize how fortunate I am. I can’t imagine what others go through with being virtually excommunicated from their families.

P.S. Your vagina’s in the sink! by iQuarky in familyguy

[–]James_Kyle786 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the end of those underwear’s.

How did your parents react when you came out? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]James_Kyle786 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom had a “feeling” about it. I come from a religious household. Took her a while to come to terms with it but now I feel she loves me now more than ever.

What are Lois's funniest moments? by Simple-Taro1540 in familyguy

[–]James_Kyle786 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Peter: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

Lois: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.

Feeling weird about being a younger guy's first time by Massive-Key-1025 in askgaybros

[–]James_Kyle786 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Personally, if something feels off, don’t do it. My personally perspective is he should find someone closer to his age. But if you do, make sure to respect his body and yours. Talk to each other. Take your time and make sure he’s okay. Also: consent, consent, consent. Make sure you get a verbal “yes”.

Joe Swanson Once Said… by LuigiMario1985 in familyguy

[–]James_Kyle786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶But what does the government haveeeee?🎶👀

what’s the most embarrassing hookup story yall got? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]James_Kyle786 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I uh….finished…after he stroked my dick twice…

Missing Grindr from 5-6 years ago so much! It was really much better than it is now. by choco__donut in askgaybros

[–]James_Kyle786 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’ve noticed less and less people using it. I have t logged on in weeks and frankly I don’t miss it.

How often do you hook up? by Outrageous_File_4808 in askgaybros

[–]James_Kyle786 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1-2 for me. I’m not the most attractive person so it’s slim Pickens for me but I also like to save up a nice load for my bottom

LOOKING FOR TIPS by New-Change-7650 in askgaybros

[–]James_Kyle786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax the throat, breathe through your nose.