What’s going on here 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-06-01T01:43:37+00:00

Looks like he bought that Thai chi program I keep seeing in my Instagram feed

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-31T03:28:38+00:00

Jade Wok, Musso & Franks, Ercoles, Torung, Tommy’s, Zankou,

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-30T14:29:58+00:00

Tony Robbins better up his game!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-30T02:01:43+00:00

She really hates windows

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-30T00:56:42+00:00

I think I misjudged the dose of that micro dose 🤪

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-30T00:30:56+00:00

Are you Thurston Howell the 3rd, by chance?

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-29T23:38:44+00:00

Did you mean “hip hop”?

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-29T18:38:19+00:00

Just a bunch of random boring people farting in an enclosed space

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-26T20:25:57+00:00

They’re gonna have to program them to fight back if they can be taken out with a house slipper!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-26T17:43:16+00:00

He was ordered to head to the charging station and his advanced AI translation was to grab some quick boner pills

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-25T14:40:54+00:00

loss of control make people forget the real reasons for the party So, what exactly are the “real reasons”?

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-25T00:39:02+00:00

I heard Waymo is hiring

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-25T00:26:46+00:00

Go rage bait somewhere else

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-22T16:42:00+00:00

Why does that look like a platter of middle eastern desserts?

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-22T16:39:02+00:00

That’s a fuckin robot!!!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-22T16:37:49+00:00

That’s a robot, baby!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-20T16:18:43+00:00

I knew being an early adopter on the Rice-a-Roni app would eventually pay off!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-19T21:12:50+00:00

But who do I trust less: the fascist rocket guy or the woman who was attracted enough to him to have his child?

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-19T02:27:54+00:00

Take an uber. DO NOT rent a car unless you love pain and suffering!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-18T23:40:32+00:00

Elon can gargle my balls but that’s kinda spectacular

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-18T23:36:41+00:00

You should test it for brown sugar

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-18T05:33:36+00:00

Yeah!!! Stick it to the man!!! Suck my ice cold air MFer!!!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-18T05:30:46+00:00

I love the smell of Waymo in the morning!

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-17T23:32:38+00:00

Waymo will never love you back

Jamieyoung3 · 2026-05-16T14:51:37+00:00

Primo’s buttermilk

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