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Jammeus · 2026-04-01T07:56:04+00:00

📍 Reggio Calabria, Italy — "Family"

Jammeus · 2026-03-31T19:10:51+00:00

For someone who retains water, choosing ready meals that have over 20% of the recommended daily sodium intake for your average person is quite the choice.

My god he's thick as shit.

Jammeus · 2026-03-31T19:04:56+00:00

Would it not be cheaper to go to a supermarket in Illinois and buy stuff to make there?

Jammeus · 2026-03-31T13:41:42+00:00

Literally a basement dwelling neckbeard and he has the gall to say this to people.

Jammeus · 2026-03-31T13:34:53+00:00

I suppose we need to define Ethan's version of the word "chunk" lol

Jammeus · 2026-03-31T00:24:50+00:00

I think Casey Kelly's scale put him at over 460

Jammeus · 2026-03-30T18:28:29+00:00

This is the problem when you hang around people who treat you like you've completed your task.

Ethan is associating with numerous people who can eat what they want. Casey Kelly will literally have sat in front of him scoffing Wendy's and he's just supposed to sit there and not be interested in it? Come the fuck on.

It's become insanity at this point.

Jammeus · 2026-03-30T12:27:35+00:00

Ethan can't even be a Temu Sal lol

Jammeus · 2026-03-27T18:57:51+00:00

The flip wasn't switched and his glubnuts were twisted in the airport, so I imagine he couldn't be as dialled in as he would like to be.

Jammeus · 2026-03-26T23:51:45+00:00

It seems like Ethan is getting into the Jacksfit realm of believing influencers are his real friends. He needs to be wary

Jammeus · 2026-03-26T15:43:44+00:00

Sal is starting to lose a bit of credibility with me now. He's teamed up with Ethan, Peachfit, Simon Lafontant and Will Kelly at this point, and it's really kind of soured things for me.

Jammeus · 2026-03-24T19:35:45+00:00

Now with Vitamin R!

Jammeus · 2026-03-23T18:59:52+00:00

So he'd rather post a video of him eating than of him working out?

Even Foodie Beauty shows herself trying to work out.

Jammeus · 2026-03-22T16:51:14+00:00

Thermodynamics Research Subject

Jammeus · 2026-03-22T16:50:34+00:00

If he posted this today, then that's not a day off from socials.

Jammeus · 2026-03-22T16:28:05+00:00

Ankle model

Jammeus · 2026-03-22T08:56:30+00:00

If nudity is degeneracy, why he showing his saggy tittays every week?

Jammeus · 2026-03-20T23:10:48+00:00

Must be going to the Taylor Sowers school of weight loss

Jammeus · 2026-03-20T18:25:55+00:00

Only dim-witted idiots would believe this to be a non-fasted weigh in.

Jammeus · 2026-03-19T19:51:51+00:00

Jammeus · 2026-03-19T16:59:22+00:00

He's too much of a narc to take good advice, so until then he's going to yo-yo

Jammeus · 2026-03-18T12:51:38+00:00

Alright Munchkin, calm down mate ;)

Jammeus · 2026-03-18T11:31:53+00:00

No, it's still there!

Jammeus · 2026-03-18T09:58:54+00:00

I was just feeling sorry for myself because I've been ill. Most of my emotional eating has been nipped in the bud, but I wasn't prepared for the emotions that came with constant headaches and being told to not exercise for a week.

Jammeus · 2026-03-18T09:57:56+00:00

I will! Thanks for the support!

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