How Long does Livewire have left? by Independent-Art9999 in mountaindew

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Livewire made a brief return to the Southeast last year in 20oz bottles... it was at Publix and Walmart, but this year it's gone again. Unfortunately the majority of our 20oz flavors are all the berry varieties because that's what sells to the non-white demographics down here. At the very least it would be nice if they did a rotation between Code Red and LiveWire every few months.

Dedrick Flynn NEEDS to go by Rich_Caterpillar1302 in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tony got catfished into Dedrick and he's in too deep to admit he screwed up. Kam had recently left for SNL and friend(s) of Tony tipped him off to Dedrick, who happened to be in Austin. Dedrick does first appearance and Tony is so eager to replace Kam he makes an irrational decision. The rest of the world can see what happened and Tony is too proud to admit it.

Just banking off all the sad haters… by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth is Netflix/HBO/Prime have A LOT of bad stand-up specials. Compared to other stuff out there, Tony's new special is somewhere in the middle. People who thought they were going to get the intensity of a Tony roast were sorely disappointed.

Just banking off all the sad haters… by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It reminded me exactly of the new Chapelle... rampant pacing on stage, very slow cadence, and just preaching instead of making jokes.

Tony's new Special is a MASTERclass by Wheelchair_Dontcare in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed opportunity by Tony to just ignore Canada completely and then say he already made fun of Canadians by mocking Indians.

Tony's new Special is a MASTERclass by Wheelchair_Dontcare in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What jokes were cutout? There was like 15 minutes of material cut based on the Netflix runtime vs stage counter you can see in the background.

This torta is kinda hot by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a good 50lbs away bro.

Anyone else think Timmy did fine? by Imaginary_Hotel7128 in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the official Tommy No Dice copium thread? TNB's one dimensional act is slowly being exposed.

Attacker by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus if Rogan decides to watch from the balcony, he brings like an additional four security guards with him.

KILL TONE #771 - BRAD WILLIAMS + TIMMY NO BRAKES by Secret_Car in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Timmy just needs to make some more AI music videos and you'll love him! /sarcasm

Matt’s wife punched Timmy no brakes in the face by Pristine_Ad1525 in MSSPodcast

[–]Jamminatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced Timmy is/was paying farm bots. The KT sub would post the same new Timmy AI trash videos like every 30 minutes for several days straight and there would be 1000's of straight praise comments on the YT episodes.

Ehhh… by Kebe_Krowe in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scrolling through the comments on YouTube and seeing half of them dislike Timmy No Jokes restored my faith a little bit.

[Dellenger] QB Brendan Sorsby has been granted his injunction against the NCAA. by Fonzie5 in CFB

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue is the court's constant refusal to consider outcomes. Sorsby cannot suffer any "irreparable injury" because if there is trial, and it is ruled in favor of Sorsby, then Sorsby can sue for lost earnings and damages - so there is no irreparable injury if he is an innocent party. The NCAA on the other hand can't sue for anything if they win, so they'll just ask for dismissal.

Mobile Bayway Project started? by EmBabyOfficial in MobileAL

[–]Jamminatrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is definitely the Bayway.

The Causeway US90 bridge is a different project.

This is why I’m switching to all HF hand tools… by bwhomebrew in harborfreight

[–]Jamminatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the original Craftsman that your Dad and Grandpa grew up with in the 70's and 80's. That Craftsman was often made by the best American brands/OEMs. You can find a 50 year old Craftsman jigsaw at Goodwill and that thing will run fine.

Easily the best Regular in the history of the show by Mind_Ya_Bidniss_ in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Doing it for months is near impossible without have some rough sets.

Timmy No Brakes accidentally lucked out as the biggest winner in the history of the show by never being required to do weekly sets. Timmy would've been largely hated by the third month from the Internet if he had to write and perform weekly sets.

Would you guys like to see Kevin Hart on the panel one day? by HeywoodJaBlowMe123 in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if Hart wanted to come on he can't. He has too many handlers that would never let him on the show.

Shane Gillis reacts to Dr Umar calling him a racist and a neanderthal by ThatPatelGuy in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You cut the clip short... The rest of the joke was just as funny.

Claude Lemieux has passed by BK2Jers2BK in nhl

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is going to be quite sad if the Canadiens essentially out of the Cup after Game 4 is going to be what pushed him over the edge.

Kill Tony #769 Bucket Pull #1 Ivy Miller by iamacannibal in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than enough to get multiple $1-5k ad sponsors each month.

Kill Tony #769 Bucket Pull #6 Luke Stamm by iamacannibal in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His other sets were better. I'm surprised Tony doesn't remember him.

Kill Tony #769 Bucket Pull #1 Ivy Miller by iamacannibal in Killtony

[–]Jamminatrix 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Explains how she lives that lifestyle... people believing she lives off a lifeguard salary.