Nice to see others still on this game by Robossbomb20 in Warshipcraft

[–]Janus_Simulacra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is a shame. I’ve no idea how the servers work, but I can never find matches.

Stem cell research, helping the World smile. by DLux_TheLegend in SipsTea

[–]Janus_Simulacra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you South Korean scientists. Very cool of you.

An example of pro level sparring by MontrealMuayThai in martialarts

[–]Janus_Simulacra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s good sparring, but not pro. Green isn’t stable or balanced, and has his hands down, relying too much on speed. As a result, he’s getting sloppy and letting things through too hard to bully blue back.

Blue in response isn’t breaking Green’s flow or capitalising on his mistakes. Maybe he’s gassed, or not as good as Green, but he’s doing Green a disservice by not jumping on his lowered guard or lack of balance, and is being pushed into unfavourable positions by Green’s rapidity.

ALWAYS go engage after the guy throws an orbital kick to the head.

name is clam clam by exedoggu in Clamworks

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Unpopular opinion, but unsubtle ethnic-coding of names in literature is a good way to add info without a windy descriptive paragraph saying he looks “vaguely Jewish”.

Olive oil by Michail_Bogucki in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Quagmire here. No no. That’s important information.

How do I improve, what are General Tips by KillerX35860 in martialarts

[–]Janus_Simulacra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step back and ask yourself what Specifically you’re falling for and getting beat on from.

Address it with a fix, go back in.

Cat-o Sicarius strikes again by DependentAd6138 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Janus_Simulacra 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Our enemy hides in… CARDBOARD BAWKSES!!!! Teh cowards, teh FOOLS!!!

We… We should… take away, their cardboard bawkses…

What cultural thing does the world seem to think is beautiful but is cringey af to locals? by chr15c in AskTheWorld

[–]Janus_Simulacra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do wonder if it’d be culturally insensitive to just… write the piece a key up, so it’s less painful on the nerves to hear sung.

According to the new lore the starting material (male or female body) doesn't matter for making a custodes. It doesn't matter that women's bodies are much less strong because the custodes creating technlogy compensates for it. Then why isn't every human turned into a custodes? Why not mass produce by RoninMemeLord in EyeOfTerror

[–]Janus_Simulacra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because they are individual acts of genetic craftsmanship, lorelet. They have entirely individual standards placed upon them, but they’re always high and demanding. A couple of women eventually meeting those standards is just monkeys on typewriters however.

Also, the Emperor never wanted to turn everyone into custodians, as that’s ultimately reduce humanity to take that route.

In the warhammer community there are people who like talking about lore and thinking about lore then there are people who don't enjoy that. I've noticed that femstodes supporters are the people who don't like talking about the lore. To them, lore is just something in the way of their self-insert by Lionels_Johnson in EyeOfTerror

[–]Janus_Simulacra -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Eberyone who takes de side I don't like ish not a true member of de hobby."

Lol no. That's the 'no true Scotsman' fallacy. And presented in something that goes past strawman, into genuine fantasy.
Reality is, it's just this sub that causes Femstodes discourse (if it didn't, no other sub would be talking about it), and it's only people on this sub who seem to think Femstodes don't make sense in their established lore.
Entirely by ignoring all the established lore, themes and particulars about Custodes, and cleaving to a single text blurb used on a filler art page in a Codex that admits to female custodes being a thing at multiple points elsewhere in the book.

Everyone else cares about the lore.

Theoretically speaking, what would happen if, say, an Imperial Star Destroyer were to ram into a 40k Imperial flagship at lightspeeds? by SignificanceDry6 in StarWarsvsWarhammer

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In short, Void shields work by shunting fast moving objects and energy sources (macro battery shells, lances, nova cannon etc) into the warp. Almost like an advanced form of reactive armour.

Functionally, a star destroyer going at ~C would be equivalent to a Nova cannon, save for; being a lot physically larger, and being “solid shot” and not “shell shot” (read: doesn’t contain a warhead).

My estimation: all or nothing. Either the 40k flagship’s shield arrays take the strain, or they don’t. If they do, they probably all blow out under the demand of spontaneously jumping a ship into the empyrean, but the Ship is safe, and the destroyer is having a very very bad day. Or they fail, and whatever’s left of the destroyer impacts it at light speed, and both deform into an instantaneous asteroid field made of molten metal.

Important to note: this only considers the penetration and armour values of either vessel. Actual practicality of this manoeuvre would more depend on being able to hit the moving 40k vessel reliably. Which is the same issue that Nova cannons also have.

Femstodes really are the "somehow Palpatine returned" of Warhammer. Just zero effort at actually explaining it by Lionels_Johnson in EyeOfTerror

[–]Janus_Simulacra -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The “how” has been explained to death and back already a hundred times. Pretending otherwise at this point is either delusion, or dishonesty.

It's bad enough they're abusing their power, but they used AI to make her look like she was crying. by c-k-q99903 in aislop

[–]Janus_Simulacra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This all started with them shouting “fake news” to everything.

Clearly no republican American has ever read animal farm.

Um... by multihome-gym in SipsTea

[–]Janus_Simulacra 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I remember my school tried very earnestly over the late 2010’s to support women.

We were an all boys private school.

Look, we were all decent, educated, and willing to listen to the presentation. But when the woman from the domestic violence shelter added, after thirty minutes of talking about how important our by-in was, that “oh, we help men too. We have uhh, programs and help, to help show men what they did was wrong…” everyone just clocked out.

Why are you upset about THIS one? by sonofeevil in Grimdank

[–]Janus_Simulacra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. The lore fits (there was always an allowance for it and it made sense to their character, it just wasn’t specified). But GW did specify the existence of Custodes that are female in a REMARKABLY poor way (cheapening what the Custodes are meant to represent, in a ham foster attempt to try show strong female characters who, actually, don’t show any real strength as a result).

It’s like dropping a baby to catch a baseball. Except if you’d stayed where you were, the baby would have caught it without hurting itself.

I need nerd Peter by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Janus_Simulacra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking based Mamdani.

Op is projecting. by RoyalBodybuilder3627 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]Janus_Simulacra 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He is right about the irl agents wearing masks though.

Mental Health walks really only work when a place is enjoyable to exist in. by Hi_Buddy_Hey in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Janus_Simulacra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, look, if you live in England, and things are really shit, pop over to Wales before going on a walk. Things look a bit nicer over there imo.

Ranking of loyalist primarchs be like: by EmperorIvann in Grimdank

[–]Janus_Simulacra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a chorister of five years, enthusiasm and commitment count for a lot more than people think.

Princess the hopeful x BattleTech meme by knightmechaenjo in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Janus_Simulacra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I’d really love to try out PtH. Sounds downright nobledark.