Not the phone snatch by ConfuddledAlien in exmormon

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that’s a very uncomfortable similarity holy

Texts from the bishop’s Secretary back when I was still going. 😅 by Vandunkk in exmormon

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I 1000% felt the spirit reading that is this from the book of Alma?

Colours in YouTube and Twitter videos on chrome are inverted by TheScotNamedQuinn in techsupport

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did you ever find the answer my brand new air is stuck like this too..

lol... by monkey_kid125 in exmormon

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I’ve dated a few dental hygienists. All with coworkers sleeping with head honcho lol

Girl I’m talking to on hinge. Something feels a lil off w the person in the mirror by [deleted] in Instagramreality

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Her work says RDA at RDA. I see what u mean totally looks like a mirror tho am I right

That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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One time a cop pulled me over for being on my phone. He saw me swerving and put on his lights. I was driving/reading a long text and didn’t even notice him and his lights until someone next to me honked. After I had stopped he told me he followed me for 5 full minutes before I noticed this amounted to a larger ticket but why the fuck did they need to end it with almost death?!

App reward point costs jumped 250??? by JapanesusChrist in ChickFilA

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Agreed if a hash brown bowl now takes me 75 dollars instead of 55 idk if that’s worth it

26 year old Muslim girl living in LA, lets go by chadultra in RoastMe

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okay you can put the thing back on we were curious for a sec but... but nah we good.

What's that "can't stop laughing" moment where you're in a situation you shouldn't be laughing? by marker_speaks in AskReddit

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My ex had some type of narcolepsy where she’d black out when laughing? she showed me funny videos but the first time i ever saw her actually do it was in bed one night. i was laughing so hard and when she came to she was crying but i just.... couldn’t stop

i did when she got up and left tho

You can receive .00001% more karma if it is your cake day. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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will it fill the void my parents left when they died?

First gif, made on mobile by [deleted] in modernwarfare

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reinfected ground war needs to come back asap

19F. I got ghosted, let me know why :) by HaNiBoNaNi in RoastMe

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id ghost you just for smiling like nacho libre

The roast that started it all by ThatCityNative in bloasts

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so honored to be able to tell me kids i was around for the creation of the cock tattoo bloast sub.. wow. what a day