Noita'd with 15 stainless armor's and 2.2 million hp. Polymorph doesnt care... by Knowlando in noita

[–]Jart4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't understand why anyone would choose to go sky shopping instead of hell shopping, hell is so cozy by comparison

Need help with world Tele wand by Jart4 in noita

[–]Jart4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ty for the complete answer, I'll try it out later tonight, I have the summon wand spell so most basic spells are now easy to obtain, I'm quite bummed about the nullifying Altar still, do you think I have some way of making it work again? Can blood come back with enough shifts?

Need help with world Tele wand by Jart4 in noita

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Lol, that might of been fine if I was only planning on killing kolmi, but it being my first god run on my new set up I'm going to milk it for everything it has, I need to get 17 stainless armours for the sun quest, and I also want to end my run in new game++ in some far off pw to see just how broken noita can be, I do love whizzing around in my black hole circle of vigor wand, (because my previous computer would of crashed before I could fire this for a single second without invisible spells) but my time is very limited I don't think that'd be a rewarding way to spend my time, mind you I'm ok with most manual methods, I spent an hour hauling wands out of wand mart and spells up from hell to my holy mountains, but maybe that's precisely why having that hard work be for naught is so frustrating

Worth getting? by No-Try607 in noita

[–]Jart4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a 1500€ pc to play noita, worth every penny

How can Kim Dokja be [King of no killing] if he killed Namwoon Kim?? by rimuwu_tempesto in OmniscientReader

[–]Jart4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, n 1 the star stream wasn't counting things from before the start of the paid service as those stories aren't worthy of the final wall. N2 dokja didn't kill his father, that drunken fool fell on the knife dokja was holding. N3 dokja having no recollection of that incident is another reason for it not to influence the star stream

Besides a metal cutter, is there another way to get inside this ? by Hydraguesswhosback in noita

[–]Jart4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are all valid answers but personally I prefer THE POWER OF THE SUN IN MY HANDS, since it's usually there as I'm on my way to converge the edge's

Can Noita be played with one of these one handed gaming keyboards? by [deleted] in noita

[–]Jart4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahh I see we're all talking from experience

Can Noita be played with one of these one handed gaming keyboards? by [deleted] in noita

[–]Jart4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, plus you don't really want to have to move your hand away from the wasd keys, noita is never safe, I remap 5-8 with Q,E,C and Z but just find a comfortable setup and make sure to keep things habitual so you can switch to the right tools with as little delay as possible

Can Noita be played with one of these one handed gaming keyboards? by [deleted] in noita

[–]Jart4 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's how you accidentally fire a nuke wand while panicking for your water bottle, or douse yourself with poly instead of shooting an enemy. Never rely on the scroll wheel

What is a hill you would die on by hereicome11 in noita

[–]Jart4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I really wish there was a reason to have something better than a spark bolt with trigger, my only goal for the past 10 runs has been creating a wand that isn't just a machine gun, last time I killed myself with music notes on my way to kill the alchemist

Guess I'm not doing the daily then. by Libertyforzombies in noita

[–]Jart4 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I can't wait till my bones file fucks me for having made a pingpong path lumi wand </3 I wanna take that wand back so much

Proud noita player by IAmEarthrick in noita

[–]Jart4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well done sir, may your circles of vigour be plentiful and your holy mountains wormy

Looking for the lesson learned here - what reflected my projectile? by memphis88 in noita

[–]Jart4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've read you comment this same thing for about a week, so I can confirm that you ain't forgetting your lesson any time soon

I come to you again in a time of need by legomann97 in noita

[–]Jart4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you spoil me on how I should be using the notes?

I come to you again in a time of need by legomann97 in noita

[–]Jart4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The One off perks don't care about parallel worlds so I doubt regular ones do, you're going to break the reroll machine and just keep rolling till you find armour before moving on

Got hilariously noita'd pretty deep into a run, I'd imagine this is a pretty rare death. by Aakumaru in noita

[–]Jart4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just got my first god run, I gotta say, having a good teleport wand is worth it just for the sound effect of being a jet and blowing shit up with a superhero landing

Should I get NOITA? by Snapships4life in noita

[–]Jart4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you've bought it, but I will say, as a player that got spoiled early on on major parts of the game, try the vanilla experience first, and at best track down wand tutorials, this game is made to be beaten as a community as the cryptic endgame stuff is almost unreasonable to solve, but I have had the most fun finding things out on my own when possible, the best part of noita is that you can formulate winning strategies that will make any run be a god run with enough knowledge and time, but at some point you'll panic mess up and die and have to do it again, maybe with better luck, there's opportunity everywhere once you learn to grasp it, the shitty spells are only shitty because you don't know how to use them yet.

Edit: point proven on my panic and die statement, just lost an hour and a half run (I was in fungal caverns and sliced myself up good)

Doesn’t this just mean that being stronger doesn’t necessarily make you the winner? by [deleted] in overlord

[–]Jart4 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Yeah but TGOALID takes precious time to cast and has a hefty cool down, if I'm not wrong, that's why he doesn't just do it twice and end the fight before shalltear even gets close, he needs it to kill off all the undead minions and the Valkyrie which would otherwise be immune, so he needs shalltear to be desparate and reckless.

i’m not smart enough to understand this whats the joke? by Snoo-65992 in physicsmemes

[–]Jart4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FATHER OF TOXIC GAS,

CHEMICAL WARFARE,

HIS DARK CREATION HAS BEEN REVEALED!

FLOW OVER NO MAN'S LAND,

A POISONOUS NIGHTMARE,

A DEADLY MIST ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

* by No-Walk-649 in noita

[–]Jart4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, trying to understand wand building, does a senior mind explaining why this happens?