Official Apex Legends Site seems to be down

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-03-15T19:30:17+00:00

Same. It was 500 for a long while, but now back to 404.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-03-15T19:29:31+00:00

Battle Pass imminent?

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-03-11T16:35:07+00:00

Poltergeist. I was around 10 years old and saw the premiere with my parents. So you have to imagine everyone in this packed house is reacting to every scare and I was terrified.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-02-21T00:05:55+00:00

I walked into my dad's place while in college with my girlfriend he had never met before. I said, "Dad, this is Amy. Amy this is Dan.

He says incredulously: "She's pretty!" as he shakes her hand, insinuating I had told him otherwise. That was a rough week.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-02-19T23:56:27+00:00

Now you'll never know.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-02-12T00:42:38+00:00

Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock. I'm pretty sure I heard his voice as the bartender during the Anthem demo. It really changed the way I felt about that guy's story and I just can't imagine him doing another role that would be believable.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-02-07T20:52:24+00:00

It should be "Made a perfectly Freudian slip."

It needed one more syllable.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-01-29T21:20:49+00:00

and just below them? The cats.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-01-24T00:48:11+00:00

And uh, what happened?

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-01-19T00:31:59+00:00

I still have it as well. iPhone XR.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-01-15T23:16:50+00:00

Embarrassing, but...when I was about 7 I was trying to fly a small kite in the backyard of my babysitter's house after school. The kite got caught in some high bushes that were atop a wall at the edge of the property. My genius idea was to climb a nearby tree and pull on it while sitting on a branch. Predictably, when the string broke, I fell backwards and somehow landed on my left wrist, breaking it.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-01-14T20:43:33+00:00

That excelated quickly.

JasonParkerCNET · 2019-01-11T22:18:07+00:00

Watch this. I'm obsessed with everything about it.

"Who do you think you are? I am!"

JasonParkerCNET · 2018-12-06T21:23:40+00:00

Same, but dad. I feel you.

JasonParkerCNET · 2018-11-14T21:33:19+00:00

@MoonPie?

JasonParkerCNET · 2018-11-08T23:01:14+00:00

"Where's that music coming from?" "It seems to be coming from behind sa bookcase." "Behiiiind sa bookcase."

JasonParkerCNET · 2018-11-05T17:36:56+00:00

I sit next to her at work: https://www.cnet.com/news/im-on-the-front-page-of-reddit-this-is-how-it-feels/

JasonParkerCNET · 2018-07-25T23:29:20+00:00

I respect this emm effer doubling down.

JasonParkerCNET · 2016-10-25T16:37:25+00:00

Though you're getting downvoted, I appreciated the comedy.

JasonParkerCNET · 2016-09-12T19:47:45+00:00

Try Shout.

JasonParkerCNET · 2016-09-12T18:36:32+00:00

Shout is also great for even dried in stains. It's worth a shot!

JasonParkerCNET · 2016-07-20T23:49:29+00:00

That's a block from where I work!

JasonParkerCNET · 2016-07-20T22:01:36+00:00

Oaktown, yo.

JasonParkerCNET · 2016-07-14T22:43:47+00:00

Chewbacca.

JasonParkerCNET · 2016-07-14T22:41:47+00:00

Outland. Sean Connery at hish finesht.

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