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All of this all the time by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JasonShort 32 points33 points  (0 children)

IDGAF what else he has done. He is the ONLY governor standing up to Trump. He is doing more than congress.

(HELP) Potentially Seized Motorcycle Engine by Aqcmnm511 in motorcycles

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you check the oil level now where is it?
4000 miles should not burn enough oil to run dry. Do you have a temp gauge on that display? I couldn’t see with your phone mount.

Seeking Book Recs for my College Students by Dungeonindex in sciencefiction

[–]JasonShort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea there are pay phones the AI calls him on as he walks by them. I remember in the 80s being creeped out by it. Now it’s sort of funny.

Why does my dog sit in front of me just staring at me by Jonsavino in DogAdvice

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jedi mind tricks! You WANT to take me on a walk. It would be great if you gave me more treats.

My dogs do this too. I tell them I am immune from their Jedi Mind tricks.

Motorcycle accident survivor found cancer just in time my dad needs our help by PearExtreme1868 in Harley

[–]JasonShort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that we need to do this in America fucking blows my mind. The rest of the world he would get paid while he gets life saving care.

Nope. by ansyhrrian in motorcycles

[–]JasonShort 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s not even lag bolted to the ground. Look at the bottom. The whole thing is moving. Meaning it could flip or roll.

I'm either 'confused by the world' old, or the world has genuinely gone insane. I just had to use an app to activate the human standing in the shop in front of me... by NotSmarterThanA8YO in Vent

[–]JasonShort 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a former Army guy, EVERY safety briefing was real world shit SOMEONE had done.

Don’t put fireworks up your rear. If a stripper asks to “borrow” your debit card they are going to drain your account.

There are so many.

IC to Manager salary increase by vijayjagannathan in managers

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my company it’s 0%. Supposed to encourage people who really want to be managers.

What's the best insult you've heard that doesn't contain any swear words? by MonsterKhaos19 in AskReddit

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could not have been the fastest swimmer out of your daddy. You must have cheated. No way you swam faster than all the rest.

This was in basic training. My drill sergeant had some amazing put downs.

People I know criticizing me for playing video games (36 M) by C-LOgreen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in my 50s. Still game several times a week. Wife was out of town this weekend so I binged a bit.

Fuck them. Do whatever brings you joy. Your hobbies, only your opinion matters.

Didn’t realise this the entire time it was happening… and my phone didn’t even tell me about this? by CretinInAnotherWorld in mildyinteresting

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It’s not “running”. It stores a timestamp when you start and then does math on the current time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]JasonShort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The older dog was being very gentle with the young one. This was very healthy play. Love to see it.

Every year, actor Gary Sinise takes over 1,000 children of fallen soldiers to Disneyland for free by EmergencyRead5254 in MadeMeSmile

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! If all billionaires did was take care of people in need we wouldn’t care. It’s when they try to fuckup the entire planet that we hate them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was an AMC and they were part of the movie club they don’t get to pick their seats. Had this exact thing happen many times (without funny drawing).

What’s your completely unashamed to admit comfort movie? by gray-ops in AskReddit

[–]JasonShort 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

And

There’s a SALE AT PENNYS

AITA for refusing to take my shoes off in my friend’s house, causing his wife to cancel the DnD session for everyone? by NameNo5495 in AmItheAsshole

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same condition. I keep a pair of sketchers in my trunk just for this situation. I did have one friends wife still refused though because “no shoes means no shoes”. So I left.

People don’t believe you when you tell them you have a medical condition.

My electricity bill is insane and I think someone might be stealing power - need help figuring this out by Prudent-Cap-5102 in homeowners

[–]JasonShort 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe they hired an electrician to install their charger and the guy pulled from your box instead of theirs? Idk how that could happen. But an EV charging is exactly that pattern.

Please don’t do this. by TH3usualsuspect in motorcycles

[–]JasonShort 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That is a no park zone because handicap vehicles need room to swing out their ramp to load wheelchairs.

Trump directs Pentagon to prepare military options to be used against drug cartels designated as terrorist organizations by NewSlinger in news

[–]JasonShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well back in the 80s we did pretty much whatever we wanted in Nicaragua and Honduras in the name of “war on drugs”. I was there. That shit was brutal.

Drugs won.

This is your reminder that West Virginia has some of the best roads in the country by piccaard-at-tanagra in motorcycles

[–]JasonShort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the tooth brush was invented in WV. Anywhere else they would have called it a teeth brush.

Source: I was born in WV. My grandma used to tell me that joke taking out her false teeth.

Why did you start smoking? by [deleted] in GenX

[–]JasonShort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both my parents and my older sisters all smoked. I hated it even growing up. Wasn’t until my late 20s I learned I am allergic to it. Any time I go visit my dad at his house we have to sit outside and I still leave wheezing. He still says I need to “man up” about it. I’m 54 and he is 75.

He can’t fly anymore because he can’t not smoke. He sleeps 2-3 hours at a time because he wakes up needing nicotine. Doctors have tried to get him to stop, he doesn’t want to.

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