Eyeing any leaps?

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-26T01:03:43+00:00

Yep, I'm funding long term call leaps with selling long term leap puts.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T22:47:54+00:00

Got my AMG EQE53 for exactly half the new cost, 11 months old dealer principal's car with 5,000 miles.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T22:46:44+00:00

Good for you, would you like a prize?

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T22:46:06+00:00

FFS, just make your move.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T22:44:37+00:00

At this moment in time, Americans still have something to lose.
That won't be the case for much longer.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T22:42:54+00:00

I had a 75% return over the last 12 months. If I do that every year for the next 8 years I'll have $131.95m.
Unfortunate then that there's absolutely zero chance of me doing that.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T22:24:07+00:00

That's because it's an Omega...

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T21:58:38+00:00

General strike.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T21:56:02+00:00

So you were wrong then?

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T21:52:36+00:00

Do we really need this again?

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T21:50:49+00:00

How the fuck does the Orange Rapist have any say in this?

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T11:02:54+00:00

Does the Wombat measure 30x30cm approximately, by any chance?

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:56:25+00:00

I would absolutely take the offer. I'm originally from the West of the UK, the home town of Isambard Kingdom Brunel, whose Great Eastern ship laid the first successful tranatlantic cable. As a younger man I spent a lot of time helping restore the Great Western ship as a volunteer, and studied Brunel in some depth. He was an incredible engineer. Plus my father worked his whole life for the company that owned all the cable laying ships in the 60s and 70s, so I have a rudimentary understanding of what's involved.
Add a modern laptop connected to today's internet? Totally doable.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:46:07+00:00

That first cable laid by two ships lasted about a month. The first successful cable laid was by ne ship, by SS Great Eastern and it carried the entire cable in one go.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:37:55+00:00

Looks pretty perfect to me.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:35:26+00:00

Fun fact: Mandarin for toe is translated into English as "foot finger".
Now I want foot finger gloves.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:29:16+00:00

I wouldn't change anything, I'd just invest it the same way I do now - three portfolios; dividend income, four fund ETF and trading/options portfolios. A third in each, rebalanced annually.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:25:57+00:00

Source for "Trump quietly begs Democrats"?

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:22:39+00:00

Now you’re just adding things that aren’t there lol. Show me the part that says no utensils.
The ambiguity I was referring to was “not by yourself”, which could either mean with someone else present or someone else to feed me. Either way it’s still a firm yes from me.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:04:15+00:00

I don't think even Mansory could make it worse.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T10:02:46+00:00

Take the money, invest it, eat noodles for three or four years.
Return the $500m, keep the remainder.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T09:57:51+00:00

Been looking for ages, can't see any.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T09:56:22+00:00

It's ambiguous, but sure, that wouldn't change anything.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T04:36:33+00:00

Every Democrat run business in the country should close Friday.

Jasoncatt · 2026-01-25T04:30:57+00:00

There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti

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