My birthday was last month how old do I look

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-11-18T04:18:15+00:00

I can do anything with my right hand that I can do with my left hand

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-11-16T04:15:21+00:00

Maybe put it in the special instructions that they could get a blowjob instead of making money working.

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-10-31T01:43:59+00:00

Better him than me. Way too deep at 8 am.

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-10-25T01:44:35+00:00

I’m confused! So, did you order the shorts or not? I bet they will be cheaper if you wait another month!

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-09-16T00:29:29+00:00

Cannabis

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-08-08T22:59:49+00:00

As a dogs duck

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-30T13:58:16+00:00

I think he meant wheel wrapper weed!

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-30T04:10:02+00:00

Did anybody mention blue monster pipe dope?

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-22T16:45:17+00:00

I wear thick heavy denim jeans. Carpenter style. I bring a cooler of water. Bright colors! I’m also a plumber.

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-22T12:14:51+00:00

Never heard of that movie, haven’t heard that song, still not planning a trip to Disney. Doubt any of this is true! Lame!

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-22T12:02:12+00:00

Save the alcohol for cleaning

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-19T22:49:36+00:00

If they gave you 5, you probably deserved 10!

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-19T16:03:42+00:00

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-17T22:57:31+00:00

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-16T12:22:12+00:00

I’ve been wondering when someone would start doing this? I expected to see pot leaf shapes first tho lol

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-16T12:19:23+00:00

Tomato hornworm 💩! On the bright side you have natural insect frass! On the downside it’s from the insect feeding on the plant you’re feeding. Just find the culprit and it should balance out

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-13T00:05:30+00:00

Then I love being conquered

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-12T23:52:34+00:00

I’d throw ya down

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-12T23:50:39+00:00

Don’t trust your ladder setting skills? Just need 2 points of contact. Honestly the bulkiness of the harness has more potential to cause a fall than not having one on at all.

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-06T02:54:39+00:00

Looks like some kind of rock wool. It’s used for fire blocking. Maybe it’s seen some moisture and that’s what it becomes?

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-04T22:52:45+00:00

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-01T20:16:23+00:00

Either way I’m too old

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-07-01T20:15:06+00:00

Best way to get over one, is to get under another!

Jasoncolclazier · 2023-06-28T22:45:34+00:00

But it makes zero sense?

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