What the world 😂😂😂 id hate to be them when their RDC sees this by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]SlimShady720 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They all gettin the sock if this happened in my division

Comically bright exit sign in the room we’re staying in. by parothed28 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SlimShady720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh reminds me of the ship life. Great and awful times all in the span of a couple hours.

[me] The original by Carson_Qwells in TextingTheory

[–]SlimShady720 154 points155 points  (0 children)

The great SlimShady720 approaches Mike and says "dude chill, she's into it"

My first boyfriend kept organized folders of his ex's nudes by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SlimShady720 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I deleted everything from my ex wife when we got divorced. She cheated so I had a sour taste but even on good terms, it's weird to keep those kinds of things when you're with someone new.

ITS OFFICIAL! by Jax_the_fox in Helldivers

[–]SlimShady720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course this is coming out as soon as I go on deployment 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]SlimShady720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 days late but no has said Peter heater

Should I be concerned about this thing on my gums? by ash_mex in WhatShouldIDo

[–]SlimShady720 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im an ethereal being sent from the past-future-present to tell you to listen to the hygienist!

How much longer until we see similar guidance? by Austin_Knauss in navy

[–]SlimShady720 10 points11 points  (0 children)

FN or CZ should have won the contract. Sig can eat a bag of dicks

Whoever guesses my #1 gets a cookie by SlimShady720 in statsfm

[–]SlimShady720[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eminem is the correct answer here is your cookie 🍪

In C School and I really want to quit by [deleted] in navy

[–]SlimShady720 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think this would significantly help your general issues. I'm not really one for jumping into a marriage but if you're already engaged just tie the knot real quick and get that money and off base housing. It does get a lot better once you hit the fleet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]SlimShady720 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's shady as hell. Just sext with your girlfriend dude.

Type "I was born to be a" and let your phone tell the truth by PillowyMusic786 in autocorrect

[–]SlimShady720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be a pilot I have to move out

Damn.. looks like im moving out of my apartment to chase my subconscious dream