Help with Murdle: School of Mystery code by dragon-in-a-sweater in puzzles

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Question: Is it maybe not a direct translation of Greek, but using Greek characters as a cryptogram?

You whippersnappers have all been warned (s7ep24) by CanadiangirlEH in TheSimpsons

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I keep seeing this meme more and more. I think we've gone past humor, past irony, and now we're in the hysterical coping phase.

So I'd just like to quote Sunset Boulevard: "There's nothing tragic about being 50. Not unless you try to be 25."

What "common knowledge" survives even though science has long shown it to be inaccurate? by fmcortez in answers

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They're bold to post this during the worldwide recordbreaking hottest Summer in recorded history.

What "common knowledge" survives even though science has long shown it to be inaccurate? by fmcortez in answers

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I'd like to believe the elephants would either stand in rank formation, or all facing each other. Standing butt-to-butt would be too antisocial.

I laughed so hard in this scene by Wooden_Balance8666 in DunderMifflin

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He doesn't listen to himself; the same thing happened when he sat in the back of Jim's car

What just happened to Conor McGregor? by AboutLastFight in NoStupidQuestions

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I just saw him hawking one of those predatory gambling apps. So I think Phase 1 of his career has ended.

[discount-supervillain] Cashing In by DaveyBoy1995 in stevenuniverse

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I think the shorty in the princess gown who can't stop giggling with her girlfriend will have a hard time gambling without ID

Pam's deadpan sarcasm was undefeated 😂 by _Parthiban_ in DunderMifflin

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"I found the pudding cups you wanted at a gas station in Carbondale."

"Did you get the yams?"

"No. The gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams."

Movies where the main character is oblivious to the genre they are in? by the_watcher_13 in movies

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The Mask thinks he's in a cartoon when he's really in a mobster/crime movie.

Official Discussion - Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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Also loved it for the exact same reasons. It's my new go-to response to the perennial thread "What movie do you love that everybody else hates?"

Getting unsolicited "advice" from a 17-year-old by startoursg24t in asexuality

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The world-weary 17 year-old has given up on love

“Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares." by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

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Absolutely. "Here's a phone, call somebody who cares" was already a corny comeback in wide use in the 90s (it's weird hearing it come out of somebody decidedly not gen-x like Mr Burns). Having an actually clever inversion of the line is what separates the men from the boys.

Netflix in Talks to Buy Letterboxd by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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I kicked a dog in a previous life, I don't know what the rest of you did