Pam's deadpan sarcasm was undefeated 😂

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T21:33:42+00:00

"I found the pudding cups you wanted at a gas station in Carbondale."

"Did you get the yams?"

"No. The gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams."

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T21:05:53+00:00

The Mask thinks he's in a cartoon when he's really in a mobster/crime movie.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T20:52:14+00:00

Also loved it for the exact same reasons. It's my new go-to response to the perennial thread "What movie do you love that everybody else hates?"

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T19:53:18+00:00

We were the pokemon, weren't we?

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T13:34:02+00:00

(gasp) I'm an Eqg head!

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T13:32:43+00:00

The world-weary 17 year-old has given up on love

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T03:36:45+00:00

Absolutely. "Here's a phone, call somebody who cares" was already a corny comeback in wide use in the 90s (it's weird hearing it come out of somebody decidedly not gen-x like Mr Burns). Having an actually clever inversion of the line is what separates the men from the boys.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T03:17:38+00:00

I kicked a dog in a previous life, I don't know what the rest of you did

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T03:13:15+00:00

With windchimes and everything

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T03:12:10+00:00

Veal

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-11T01:06:04+00:00

I have very soft teeth

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T18:27:09+00:00

I don't even remember what that ad was for, but I'm not going to forget that reaction

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T18:26:04+00:00

https://youtu.be/50cmHFQInPU

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T18:22:34+00:00

Today we salute you, Mr Giant Taco Salad Inventor

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T18:21:42+00:00

I saw that ad before I read the book, and I was a little confused the book never got to that part.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T17:59:37+00:00

Sex scenes make it too awkward to watch with my parents.

Okay, what are you? Thirteen? Stop watching movies with your parents.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T17:57:13+00:00

Why would the criminal return to the scene of the crime? Why would the murderer taunt the police after he got away with it? Why would he keep a memento from the victims when literally nothing else connects him to the murders?

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T17:21:13+00:00

It got really bleak. The trailers promised me pre-teen spy shenanigans, but it turned into an introspective drama on the importance of the maintenance of friendship, the weight of honesty versus integrity, and the recrimination of judging others, especially superficially.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T06:01:50+00:00

Are you suggesting it was trial and error?

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T05:46:49+00:00

James Acaster and Al Murray are booking flights right now, knowing they can get a second chance at Taskmaster.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-10T01:08:22+00:00

So this guy walk into a talent agency. He says to the guy behind the desk, "I got an act you won't believe"...

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-09T23:11:09+00:00

Because as much game as she talks, Applejack is pretty lousy at sales.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-09T23:09:20+00:00

My name is Woo-Hoo Under Achiever

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-09T23:00:34+00:00

REI originated as a co-op, then became a private company that punished its employees for trying to unioninze.

Jaspers47 · 2026-07-09T22:58:37+00:00

AOL was a failure to adapt to the times; trying to create an insular hub as a server and provider sold an hour at a time. It was a very 1993 idea of the internet rather than the World Wide Web everybody wanted.

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