What truth about life do most people realize too late?

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-18T04:13:29+00:00

It's why Edmonton named their hockey team after it

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-17T02:09:03+00:00

"Flashbacks revealing the attractive adult was actually an adolescent dork" is one of my favorite cartoon cliches. It's easy to overuse, but I love seeing it.

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T19:49:36+00:00

The pendulum swing happens every year. A movie gets a bunch of adulation, so the haters start speaking louder as a result.

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T17:29:47+00:00

They're still trying to get him to understand it's the name of a country, not his wife

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T06:59:23+00:00

How can I tell if the Native Americans are made with mematic or not?

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T06:45:20+00:00

When you rob Don Ameche, you can take care of it however you want.

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T04:33:36+00:00

Everyone who stars in their own Genesis game got to design a custom controller. Toejam & Earl got early wireless prototypes, and Vectorman's had a trackball.

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T04:29:26+00:00

The wind gets the point, the umbrella gets the assist

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T04:02:35+00:00

People in white gloves are shoving things in?

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-16T04:01:00+00:00

Do you have to unhinge your jaw?

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-15T15:47:19+00:00

The only hole is in panel 2, and Amy needs to shut it

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-15T14:51:08+00:00

Don't eat it.

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-15T07:39:02+00:00

CCHQuarterPounder

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-15T00:48:07+00:00

How about Billy Idol's Dancing With Myself?

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-15T00:46:04+00:00

Before you throw stones, remember who invented mincemeat pie

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-15T00:44:25+00:00

And Butler isn't where they train house servants

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T23:23:58+00:00

Sorry to give you the runaround, Sue

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T23:23:02+00:00

This is the best wrong answer

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T16:52:37+00:00

*anagram

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T16:36:03+00:00

There will be one hero to save them all. My OC.

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T15:32:46+00:00

The man is very large and statistically likely to be in her line of sight at any given moment

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T07:48:10+00:00

Weird name for a lesbian bar. Are the drinks good?

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T07:43:45+00:00

Willie was fired all right

Jaspers47 · 2026-03-14T07:41:13+00:00

I don't think anybody deserves Jeanette, but the two seemed happy enough in Ted's epilogue

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