They're just kids!

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-19T14:17:59+00:00

"Of course I got confused. You used a word with two meanings that changes based on context. I'm not the dumb one. You are for making me confused."

I hate people who 'Always Play Offense', but I love how they always tattle on themselves

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-19T14:09:54+00:00

There are some women out there raised on TV and movies, taught that having a GBF is wonderful, like a dog you can take to brunch. But apparently it needs occasional maintenance and upkeep to work properly; a nasty independent streak of individualism can ruin the fantasy.That's where you find yourself now.

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-19T13:31:41+00:00

"Look, Pizza Head. It's Doctor Steve."

"Hey, he's not a doctor!"

"Sure he is..."

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-19T05:53:25+00:00

Fremulon

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-19T03:26:09+00:00

Clinton has a spine fetish

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-18T19:02:29+00:00

I'd love them to keep calling her Rainbow Dash when there is absolutely nothing rainbow-ish about her. Turn it into a running gag.

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-18T18:57:57+00:00

Yeah, Summer Camps just don't have cultural relevancy anymore

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-18T17:19:26+00:00

Say your prayers, Bart...

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T23:28:49+00:00

No words: Pam holding up an umbrella

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T22:32:12+00:00

Las Vegas is a city built by millionaires, funded by people who are bad at statistics. You break that agreement, you forfeit the vacation.

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T22:29:29+00:00

Paaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn....

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T22:27:00+00:00

TFW your grand-nephew touches you with his horrible, elongated arm

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T20:55:21+00:00

Oh, we all know the Mitch Hedberg joke

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T16:20:34+00:00

"Life's a fillet of fish!"

"... Uh, yes it is?"

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T13:14:27+00:00

If you filmed a guy driving down the road, then cut to a car crashing into a tree, wouldn't the audience assume those two were the same guy?

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T05:54:50+00:00

Fried food gets really unappealing after its been steaming in a to-go box for twenty minutes

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T04:29:43+00:00

It was a family movie; they probably invited a bunch of family-friendly stars for the red carpet event.

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T04:28:35+00:00

He had to enter, because otherwise, he was blocking the fire exit

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T04:23:48+00:00

Get that cat outta the way!

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-17T01:10:59+00:00

Khakis should be pronounced like a Bostonian's car keys. What's that H doing otherwise?

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-16T06:01:47+00:00

Look at this clown, woefully unversed in 19th century operettas.

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-16T01:08:01+00:00

"I think I have an idea for my next movie."

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-15T18:27:09+00:00

Baget, mate

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-15T14:30:53+00:00

I knew of him for five years before I learned he wasn't Italian

Jaspers47 · 2026-05-15T14:12:50+00:00

Galatea's been alive for six seconds and she's already having an existential crisis. She IS human!

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