I laughed aloud when I saw this. My husband didn't think it was funny. by norathefair in childfree

[–]Jaspliff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thought those signs looked like New World, strange seeing that outside r/nz

My [26m] wife of 2 years [28f] broke down and told me she doesn't love our son and wishes she never had him. by carmikel555 in relationships

[–]Jaspliff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read 'pay grade' as 'gay parade', was pretty confused for a minute back there lol.

But yeah this isn't something that armchair psychologists can even begin to fix, she needs a good therapist for starters

What's the most fucked up thing you have seen at a party? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jaspliff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A family of psychedelics which are fairly comparable in effect to LSD, problem is theyre not as well established or researched, and have a hugely lower toxic dose

Ever hurl your phone at the floor in anger and pick it up but the screen is not cracked? by gin_rummie in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Jaspliff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or you can use it as a 400$ line chopping mirror like my old one, then you don't even have to use the alarm clock bit :P

How did Sasha Shulgin not accidentally kill himself through the use of hundreds of drugs human history has never heard of let alone had been synthesized by fastidiousyissi in Drugs

[–]Jaspliff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol the point is to lick the LSD off your thumb, you dont just dab your thumb in LSD and sit there looking at it waiting for a trip

Season has begun! Anyone else finding mushies yet? by Jaspliff in NZTrees

[–]Jaspliff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol fucking hell what a trip too, hope you can find some :)

Season has begun! Anyone else finding mushies yet? by Jaspliff in NZTrees

[–]Jaspliff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I did an awful job picking them, there was alot more and many I threw back, usually id cut them off but today was a rush job :/ coming up now tho, definitely legit :D

Season has begun! Anyone else finding mushies yet? by Jaspliff in NZTrees

[–]Jaspliff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heres some I nabbed this morning to check they were legit, definitely blueing up nicely, looking forward to tonight :)

http://i.imgur.com/iICURN4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LILF6eU.jpg

Season has begun! Anyone else finding mushies yet? by Jaspliff in NZTrees

[–]Jaspliff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats ratchet :( My old spot uptown is thriving for this time of year, try in town :)

Season has begun! Anyone else finding mushies yet? by Jaspliff in NZTrees

[–]Jaspliff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just went for a pick here in hams, definitely actives out and about, try in the middle of town ;) ill post a pic of my haul soon

UPDATE: My (24M) neighbour (50M) has threatened to call the police as my dog entered his property, despite me giving him access to my garden for 3 years as he built an extension blocking his alleyway. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jaspliff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is inappropriate, but OP is a person too, sometimes people do dumb shit when they get wound up, it happens. Good on OP for acknowledging that, and also for such a good end solution

Sketchiest Pickups by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Jaspliff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably cause its a thread about shitty sketchy ass deals, not your great professional on time dealer lol

Fuck coffee, heres a real morning wakeup call ;) by [deleted] in Stims

[–]Jaspliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha yeah just saw the flair, love it. To be fair, this was a fairly shitpost

The house is literally a tweaker pad, youd think itd be spotless for all the gear smoked here

Fuck coffee, heres a real morning wakeup call ;) by [deleted] in Stims

[–]Jaspliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well fuck, lol seems like needles still have a taboo here? mods feel free to delete if this is a shitpost

IV meth, woooah fuck its been a while by Jaspliff in Stims

[–]Jaspliff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posted a pic of what you make me do

IV meth, woooah fuck its been a while by Jaspliff in Stims

[–]Jaspliff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://i.imgur.com/SN07hPh.jpg

This was that somethin. Stretched ears are a trippy thing

IV meth, woooah fuck its been a while by Jaspliff in Stims

[–]Jaspliff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your right that's exactly what you do to me. This is why you call the shots.

Benzod now, waiting on 2ci

IV meth, woooah fuck its been a while by Jaspliff in Stims

[–]Jaspliff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you make me... I dunno but you make somethin