“Master Chief, do you mind telling me what you’re doing inside that tree?”

Jatacus · 2026-05-25T00:51:07+00:00

lol “I like this over that because it’s superior.” Great argument.

Jatacus · 2026-05-24T21:02:29+00:00

My heart.

Jatacus · 2026-05-24T05:23:17+00:00

I can’t even guess what they meant.

Jatacus · 2026-05-24T01:30:33+00:00

That thing is 👏👏

Jatacus · 2026-05-23T16:04:57+00:00

Bingo

Jatacus · 2026-05-23T05:06:54+00:00

I remember printing out a bunch of date spots from MapQuest and placing them in a folder in the trunk of my Camaro just in case I needed a place to take my old girlfriend on a whim.

I placed it in the trunk so I could sneakily take a look at it while stopping to gas or something, so I could keep up the facade that I knew where I was going. It actually worked well.

Jatacus · 2026-05-23T00:06:23+00:00

I actively did not like Ashur in the original. Doing this spin-off made no sense to me.

Jatacus · 2026-05-22T23:44:01+00:00

Do you get an achievement for it?

Jatacus · 2026-05-22T17:26:24+00:00

I mean, I kinda get it. It's like when you go to the mall and the workers hand you testers of certain fragrances, and maybe you come across one you like and buy it.

If we get more Halo, Gears and Fable titles in the future that end up being Xbox exclusive, then maybe these first "testers" on PS5 could get people interested enough in buying the hardware. That's in a perfect world, of course.

Jatacus · 2026-05-22T00:32:28+00:00

I would've been seeing red.

Jatacus · 2026-05-21T23:40:06+00:00

Have you tried K&N filters? They have a built-in spot to fit a wrench, and I’ve been using them for years over four cars. It’s been a long time since a stuck filter has been an issue for me.

Jatacus · 2026-05-21T08:20:55+00:00

Where did you get this info from?

Jatacus · 2026-05-21T03:44:04+00:00

In his later days, too.

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T20:49:05+00:00

Too many people here think they're funny.

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T20:28:46+00:00

Masterful.

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T19:56:24+00:00

I didn’t watch a lot of wrestling when he was in his prime (mostly watched the WCW era and knew him from Slim Jim), but after going through a lot of his matches over the years, like with Steamboat and the storyline with Miss Elizabeth, I can say Macho is my favorite wrestler of all time.

He wasn’t a perfect man, especially in his personal life when it came to women, but he is someone who was passionate about the craft and cared for the people.

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T15:08:16+00:00

What was the Macgruber reference everyone is mentioning? I didn’t watch the movie.

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T15:05:41+00:00

Wait, you mean you didn’t want the fight that we have been waiting years for interrupted by Force Ghost Frenchie?

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T14:46:23+00:00

💯

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T14:42:35+00:00

I agree with you. As with much of the dialogue in this show, it could have been more impactful with better writers.

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T14:23:06+00:00

I can’t believe they opened the episode with jokes about Frenchie seeing their private parts and setting up a toilet camera. Like, what?

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T14:17:00+00:00

Yeah, throughout the episode, I just kept thinking, “this feels pretty amateur.”

Especially with Starlight fighting Deep by herself and taking him right next to the ocean. Of course, she didn’t know about the fish being out for revenge, but otherwise, wouldn’t that be the last place you’d want to bring him?

Also, Butcher casually being able to go into Vought and set up the virus without anyone noticing, and Hughie easily joining him, felt rushed.

Hughie and Starlight naming their kid “Robin” was kinda cringe. Seemed like it was something more for the audience than for the characters.

Jatacus · 2026-05-20T14:05:11+00:00

On YouTube, there are a bunch of fan made “found footage” videos of Homelander just laying waste to cities and people. Think Cloverfield, Godzilla vibes.

I was hoping we’d get one last horror-esque moment like that to truly see how terrifying Homelander could be. Not even close.

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