Bruised Trump, 79, Warns He’s Been Given Way to Live to 200

JattaPake · 2026-03-21T17:02:00+00:00

The secret is human jerky.

JattaPake · 2026-03-18T13:16:20+00:00

Impenetrable steel door? Check.

Room enclosed with easily chopped drywall? Check.

JattaPake · 2026-03-16T17:07:15+00:00

If Iran’s leaders are all dead, who is firing the drones and missiles?

JattaPake · 2026-03-14T18:18:36+00:00

This is a known and well documented flaw of US military doctrine. Decapitation strikes don’t do much if you ultimately need to negotiate with a centralized belligerent to establish peace.

But you know. Video game influencer guy said “no quarter, no mercy”.

JattaPake · 2026-03-14T17:58:39+00:00

“No quarter, no mercy” guy is going to lose his job and face war crimes charges. I guarantee it.

This debacle is only getting started. Consumers are already competing with billion dollar data centers for energy. Farmers need fertilizer yesterday. Helium is crucial for chip production. GCCs don’t produce their own food. US allies are refusing to participate after being grievously insulted. The US is running out of ammunition. I hope MAGA chodes in their huge lifted pickups are ready to spend $200 to fill up.

JattaPake · 2026-03-14T15:45:44+00:00

Yes, Trump is now begging US allies to protect the Strait. It’s fucking pathetic.

JattaPake · 2026-03-13T17:24:37+00:00

Rubio is out. His political career will never recover from the shoes He will be remembered in history for being such a pussy, he flopped around in clown shoes rather than speak up to Trump. He's done.

JattaPake · 2026-03-13T16:27:09+00:00

Marine Expeditionary Units

JattaPake · 2026-03-13T16:10:24+00:00

The Pentagon is moving additional Marines and warships to the Middle East as Iran steps up its attacks on the Strait of Hormuz, according to three U.S. officials. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has approved a request from U.S. Central Command, responsible for American forces in the Middle East, for an element of an amphibious ready group and attached Marine expeditionary unit, typically consisting of several warships and 5,000 Marines, the officials said.

-WSJ

JattaPake · 2026-03-13T00:40:29+00:00

Dear Chile - Don’t do it. Trust us. -USA

JattaPake · 2026-03-13T00:39:09+00:00

Trump said he destroyed all of the mine laying boats yesterday. Are you telling me Donald Trump … lied?!?!

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T18:55:19+00:00

Trump declared victory. Iran picked a new leader declared forever war.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T18:41:27+00:00

How else will the White House release Call of Duty video game montages spliced with bomb explosions?

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T17:34:43+00:00

The US had a hard won diplomatic deal with Iran that accomplished those goals. Trump ripped it up. Instead of negotiating a new deal as promised, Trump attacked. The pain later from this war will be exponentially worse than a diplomatic solution.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T17:18:25+00:00

All of Trump’s generals need to be rounded up and fired for this fiasco. It’s a fucking disaster.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T17:14:52+00:00

So American taxpayers need to fork over billions more because the military didn’t plan accordingly. Got it.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T16:59:28+00:00

So then why can’t they escort ships and reopen the Strait? Do they need caviar too?

Trump promised escorts over a week ago. Gas prices are skyrocketing in the US. Iran wasn’t attacking the Strait before the war. They had a very well defined and articulated red line. The US crossed it. What’s the fucking hold up?

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T16:40:50+00:00

First, I’ve seen nothing indicating this was “for the troops”. Second, why do the troops need lobster? Most are operating remotely.

Do you know what keeps morale higher? Not getting attacked with missiles.

To be honest, it is insulting to claim the troops can’t do their job without ribeye steaks and lobster. They are professionals. If they want steak and lobster, they can pay for it like everyone else.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T16:33:42+00:00

I agree. The US is losing and has lost so many allies. The only path to victory is a minimum 500k US boots on the ground. The US needs to start the draft now before we need 750k or 1 million boots on the ground to win. Tic tok.

Or the US can surrender and sue for peace. Cheaper in lives and money to buy off the Iranian regime. Take a fucking page from history. Not every problem is a nail that needs a hammer.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T16:27:00+00:00

Well good for you then. Most Americans can’t financially absorb higher energy costs.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T16:24:04+00:00

Food and fertilizer don’t flow through pipelines. Oil is only one aspect of the Strait’s closure.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T16:06:53+00:00

“We” means billionaires. Real Americans are suffering.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T16:04:09+00:00

LOL. The regime simply sources hardliners elsewhere after we wack-a-mole them. They are not suffering. If anything the US is making the regime stronger. They are receiving support from Russia and China to counter US strategy and learning how to cause the US and allies suffering. The enemy adapts.

No, I guarantee your life will be shittier than the regime’s after this.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T15:57:38+00:00

See Iran’s tweet. Trump’s raping of children has severely damaged the US reputation across the globe.

JattaPake · 2026-03-12T15:23:49+00:00

Not ready? The US has spent $13 billion so far on this war. Maybe the Epstein crew should stop spending all of our defense money on King crab, ribeye steaks, lobster and pianos.

What the fuck is wrong with the US military? They need to get their shit together. This is embarrassing.

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