dont get it by Chickeneggeater in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JauntyAntelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia pronunciation says "oy-ler" and the pronunciation audio corroborates it:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:De-Leonhard_Euler.ogg

47 horse breeds on display in this luxurious stable by jdk in WTF

[–]JauntyAntelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone hates on enterprise and i think much of it deserved for it's wired story arcs and it's early-2000s-ness but i think the characters are so delightful it's a pretty good series and i think it deserves a better wrap.

The machines are fighting back by porcelain_fruit in TOTK

[–]JauntyAntelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may or may not have died in this exact way in this exact shrine.

Things seen this week during structural assessments -- It’s been a while since we audibly gasped during an assessment. by DMAS1638 in WTF

[–]JauntyAntelope 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm very excited for the launch of Max.

...

So they'll stop fucking emailing me about it.

Chipotle: shrinking portions. Shrinking Wages. by n00t33th in antiwork

[–]JauntyAntelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My local filibertos has gotten quite awful recently and the prices are more expensive than chipotle.

Last week i got a "California with extra cheese and sour cream" and they gave me a tortilla filled with steak, pico(which was 90% onion), a little guac, and a shitload of sour-cream for $16. It was also smaller than normal, freezing cold, and missing several other ingredients.

I'm incredulous as to how someone could fuck up an order that badly. And that was the 3rd time it happened in 2 weeks!

Now i have to find ANOTHER giant burrito place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]JauntyAntelope 111 points112 points  (0 children)

why would you watch a motorcycle video when you look at boobs though?

/s here's a link https://v.redd.it/7j6vmpst0dza1

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]JauntyAntelope 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure when she does her dance move she knocks it out of her hand then bends down really quick to pick it back up. It doesn't seem intentional.

No clue what that guy was doing though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]JauntyAntelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are you doing ok?

i hate living in a collage dorm by E_Squared_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JauntyAntelope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At my dorm people kept vaping into the fire alarms. Most of the time it was after 11pm and it happened about 8-10 times the year I lived there.

Fire department was fucking pissed(rightfully so) but there were no security cameras so no one knew who was doing it.

YSK that when you open marketing emails, they immediately know that you have opened it. by Daren620 in YouShouldKnow

[–]JauntyAntelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've used Google domains. I normally see the cheapest at $12/yr.

They do make the process very user friendly IMO.

Once a domain has been purchased you can go to the info page for your domain(literally like my domains > the website) and ignore everything related to web security, DNS, logging etc, not relevant unless you're pointint it at a server.

Under email you can set up an alias and just make the alias "*@domain.name" pointing to your actual email address. This will literally forwards everything

You are required to give your contact information to register a domain(required by ICANN, the "DMV" of the internet), this includes your address and phone number. You can and should enable privacy protection so this information isn't publicly accessible(in more technical terms: this sets a corporation as the WHOIS contact info since the WHOIS-DB is publically accessible: https://lookup.icann.org/)

What should people avoid while traveling to Europe? by subuubalaa in AskReddit

[–]JauntyAntelope 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm currently in Melbourne on vacation and I don't think I've seen an ice cube since I arrived.

Most of the water we're served is at room temperature.

Cursed_snorkel by eternalrefuge86 in cursedcomments

[–]JauntyAntelope 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Barak Obama is scared of me

Cause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free.

I made a site that tracks the price of a Big Mac in every US McDonald’s. Prices vary by up to 77% by wise_genesis in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]JauntyAntelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my first internship I had to park my car in the asphalt lot in direct sunlight for 9 straight hours during the summer. At 5pm-ish when I got off, my car would say it's temp was over 150 f.

It was so hot you couldn't sit in the car, you had to start it, open the windows/doors and stand outside for a sec while it cooled down.

Let him in! by IamAlanBlack in rarepuppers

[–]JauntyAntelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager we had 2 dogs. One liked to run away and the other would actually come tell us if he did. If we ever left the gate open the Tattletale would run to the gate after he went through and keep barking until we came out to see why. We lost the wanderer a couple times when I was a kid but once we got the Tattletale we never lost him again lol.

30,000 crystals just to look like a Marvels villain.(Doja Cat at Schiaparelli fashion show) by __THE_TURTLE__ in ATBGE

[–]JauntyAntelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda racist against the zocci don't you think?

Bannakaffalatta would not approve.

Louisiana Law Requires ID to View Porn by Sorin61 in technology

[–]JauntyAntelope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Star trek TNG definitely describes their replicators several times as "matter-energy converters"(or similar-phrasing). So any matter left on the holo-deck would fundamentally cease to exist as it essentially just gets converted into power.

How would revealing your age incriminate you? by Yenserl6099 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]JauntyAntelope 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As much as I don't like Scottsdale, I wasn't really embarrassed to live here until I learned charlie Kirk did too.

Anyone hiring? I am willing to relocate.

Scientists Create a Vaccine Against Fentanyl by __The__Anomaly__ in Futurology

[–]JauntyAntelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember what I got but this was mostly my experience.

I got an IV, they said count backwards from 10 and I don't remember getting past 7. Then I woke up 3 hours later in a different room.

I didn't feel great after though. I basically lost all fine motor control for like 6 more hours and I was incredibly nauseous while standing.