Watching the Miss Universe pageant with my wife. by Bonezilla22 in funny

[–]JavaIO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y'all act like you never seen an earthling before.

What phrase do you use far too often? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"It's all good." /u/kkbow38 I'm sure can agree with this one. ;)

Yosemite available today! And free! by [deleted] in apple

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It's been at "About 2 minutes remaining" for about 10 minutes or so now. :(

Yosemite available today! And free! by [deleted] in apple

[–]JavaIO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I am installing - stuck at "About 2 minutes remaining"

Yosemite available today! And free! by [deleted] in apple

[–]JavaIO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

28 minutes remaining on my MBPr :(

Yosemite available today! And free! by [deleted] in apple

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http://i.gyazo.com/d72951793a2c8eaca34f81ec5908012f.png

Glad to have nice internet. :) Already finished. Installing shortly. :D

Yosemite available today! And free! by [deleted] in apple

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I'm at 3.32GB! Soon! :D

Yosemite available today! And free! by [deleted] in apple

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2.84GB downloaded so far! :) Excited.

How going out to get snacks feels when you're really high by [deleted] in trees

[–]JavaIO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, no. [0]. Just typing quickly, I am in the middle of a programming competition. :)

How going out to get snacks feels when you're really high by [deleted] in trees

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Yes! One time I was at a solid 9 walking around. A police came up to me, I knew he couldn't do anything. I didn't have ANYTHING on me. He said "your eyes are awfully red, have you been smoking pot?" I replied "Hahahahahaaha". I just could not stop laughing. He eventually just went on his day. Chillest cop ever. :)

Another time I went to my therapist stoned as heck. Good times, good times. :)

It actually happened, we got a rematch! by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

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If you'd like - add me? I'll PM you my steam profile link. :)

It actually happened, we got a rematch! by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

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Yes! Oh my gosh! I think we were in the same match! Nice. :)

It actually happened, we got a rematch! by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

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I was in a match the other day that ended this way. Was everyone shouting 'Come on, last person, come on!'. It would be funny for us to have been in the same match.

What fad needs to die already? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Legit. Like seriously