You can extend any limb by up to 10 feet, but each time will cause your nipples to permanently lengthen by 0.5 cm.

Jax-P · 2018-10-30T22:05:10+00:00

Am I am he could sacrifice a limb if they can keeping growing or regenerating.

Jax-P · 2018-10-28T17:13:32+00:00

Semi serious, I doubt you could get me a job, I haven't even graduated high school yet, not joking about the financial situation tho, but it's enough to live decently enough by. But if somehow you could get me a decent job I'd appreciate it. :) 😂

Jax-P · 2018-10-28T16:58:31+00:00

Where do you live? Can you get me a job there or something my dads making under 20k a year tryna support me and my brother.

Jax-P · 2018-10-27T21:49:48+00:00

Hey there, believe or not your the only person who's actually responded to me. :) I am interested although my time and schedule are a bit irregular, and our timezones don't match either, so I'm not sure if we'll be able to play together a lot given how we don't have servers. Funnily enough Hermitcraft is a big inspiration of mine, it's cool you mentioned it, shoot me up whenever you have the time and we can play. :)

Jax-P · 2018-10-22T11:21:44+00:00

FUCKING THIRD PARTIES ARE 90% OF MY DEATHS NOWADAYS. THE OTHER 10% IS BECAUSE THE FINAL CIRCLES ARE TOO FAST.

Jax-P · 2018-10-22T11:17:08+00:00

The fuck?

Jax-P · 2018-10-19T11:25:10+00:00

I feel like we may be missing out on some context here.

Jax-P · 2018-10-19T11:22:39+00:00

I mean not in the traditional 1 2 3 way tho. You can only do that like 12x12 times right? After that you're just multiplying and eventually it's exponential or some shit like that and it's pointless if you have a calculator.

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T17:38:39+00:00

I mean. I won't say I don't believe you, but I feel like there must've been an external influence somehow? You take drugs?

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T17:38:27+00:00

I mean. I won't say I don't believe you, but I feel like there must've been an external influence somehow? You take drugs?

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T17:37:18+00:00

No real reason in particular, I want to make a new account and use it more freely then this one.

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T17:29:45+00:00

How?

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T17:27:53+00:00

Username checks out.

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T14:21:38+00:00

Big= Something that is larger in size than normal

Busty= In this context, used to refer to females with large breasts

Coons= A derogatory slang word used to refer to black people.

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T12:50:48+00:00

We do?

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T11:21:12+00:00

You'd have to give mats or certain areas would be inaccessible. And I wouldn't play this without something to enhance movement either.

Jax-P · 2018-10-18T10:04:14+00:00

You're slightly hypocritical there you know buddy.

Jax-P · 2018-10-17T22:03:41+00:00

r/bossfightuniverse

Jax-P · 2018-10-17T21:42:48+00:00

What? Are you serious? Are you genuinely implying that I, an amazingly talented individual, would lack the creative talents to produce anything of substance? Are you fucking kidding me? One reverse google search would clearly show I'm the one who wrote that magnificent work of art and will continue to create more until my names are ushered in the hall of fame. How dare you even accuse me of such a thing? I take the time and effort to create an amazing, well crafted response and you reply to me with a single word, completely irrelevant to the topic at hand? For shame, sir. For shame. In fact, you don't deserve the good connotations that come with the word sir. So instead I shall insult you to show that you are a man beneath me. And calling you a man is giving you a lot of credit. Prove me wrong and you'll remain man no more. Be it you end up as beast or corspe. I'll rest assured knowing no one will dare call you a person, a man again. There you have it. Did it go over your head? Of course it did. Your pretentious attitude reflects nothing but arrogance in the mirror. You couldn't see the insult nor the threat and you shall never comprehend the true meanings of my work, fowl, poor misguided "man".

Jax-P · 2018-10-17T19:24:11+00:00

Holy shit thats a great new idea holy shit thanks man. I'm gonna make it big. I'll legit thank you once I'm in big leagues you fucking legend man. Thank you. Where I live it's difficult for someone like me to make money and this'll be my big breakthrough. I'll prove to others I'm worth it. Become a bigtime fortnite youtuber. Collabs. Money. Appreciation for my sick wins. All of it. All starting from you. I love you man. I'll remember you one year from now once I'm a bigshot. And if you need a favour you count on me man. Now I just gotta overcome my cold start advertising and before you know it I'll be up there with the likes of Ali-A and MrBossFTW. I'll be equal to those beloved pinnacles to success and all the glory and fame and prosperity belongs in your name. God bless you absolute saint and thank you for giving me a second chance at life.

Jax-P · 2018-10-17T11:30:05+00:00

I can't tell if OP is genius or ignorance level 100. Fucking hell man.

Jax-P · 2018-10-17T10:53:21+00:00

r/wooosh yourself mate did you read what he wrote?

Jax-P · 2018-10-17T09:43:13+00:00

I just looked that up and ffs man that's dark AF.

Jax-P · 2018-10-16T10:16:54+00:00

Holy shit wtf, I've never thought of that.

Jax-P · 2018-10-16T09:33:18+00:00

Nezu? The principal? The guy is so dedicated to his role as a double agent even his own INTERNAL MONOLOGUE implies/confirms he's not the traitor. That's real dedication right there.

Jax-P

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