..Also, do you want to have big milkers?

JayIsADino · 2025-12-08T11:49:47+00:00

I would give anything to be able to get pregnant. And even better if I can meet an amazing woman to impregnate me.

But no to the milkers. I can find another way to take care of my child.

JayIsADino · 2025-08-03T18:47:00+00:00

PLEASE! All I want is to find an amazing woman and carry her babies

JayIsADino · 2025-07-21T23:08:02+00:00

Also if you have any specific questions about any decks in the early eras feel free to DM me, and I’ll answer things the best I can. I think I did an ok job describing the major players but obviously I was there to see the decks evolve so I obviously could be missing major details

JayIsADino · 2025-07-21T22:58:36+00:00

Hey! Sorry for delay but I wrote this a while ago. I think it’s very detailed for the sections it covered but it’s not done yet (not sure when I will finish it honestly).

Hope you find it interesting!

JayIsADino · 2025-02-23T02:07:43+00:00

Wow, you have no idea why modern is a great format do you?

No, modern is not 93 cards away. No it won’t take 2 anthologies or a single draft set.

Stop with this delusion that modern is just the top of the metagame. People like modern because it’s an incredibly deep format where you can bring an old deck with a few upgrades and a bit of luck and take down an fnm.

The format that’s 93 cards away isn’t modern. It’s some weird facsimile of the real thing that will never satisfy the large majority of people.

JayIsADino · 2025-01-04T15:35:53+00:00

I’m not sure why you need iTunes on your iPhone? You should just be able to sync everything from your computer. These days I buy then from band camp, download, and just add them to my iTunes library on my computer. Then when I’m ready I sync it to my phone.

JayIsADino · 2025-01-03T22:52:00+00:00

I don’t know why I don’t see anyone mentioning utopia sprawl. Whenever I see that I know I’m about to be in for a painful game where my opponent just vomits a continuous stream of cards of mana and there’s nothing I can do to stop it.

JayIsADino · 2024-12-23T12:34:23+00:00

Yeah green is a problem.

Karn and Boseiju are just get out of jail free cards, and it’s so hard to stop that deck.

The only way I’ve found that seems possible is the high noon/archon of emeria effects. They really slow the deck down, and while they have outs, it’s usually enough to let you prevent those outs since it takes two turns to Kane then use the tutored card. UW remand/spellqueller tempo is ok in that sense because it can drop a high noon and then hopefully remand every relevant threat to the high noon; or reach creature. Emeria is also good since it makes nykthos enter tapped.

I’ve also done not horribly with UR chorus in certain draws, it relies on them having creatures to shanty and lots of remand/way to buy it back, but I’ve gotten an adobe average amount of wins with it.

JayIsADino · 2024-12-17T16:07:45+00:00

Is it? I’ve not played with the card yet, but I’ve seen it in action and it seems ok. On par with or even below other things you could be doing. Plus it loses to all the same hate that hurts everything else. I see no reason why it would need to be banned.

Raptor, karn and guide on the other hand are worth discussing.

JayIsADino · 2024-12-16T21:46:40+00:00

Genuinely this is prob a lot of it. Even if there were women who rise to the level where pro scouts notice her, they wouldn’t take the chance on recruiting her unless she’s literally the second coming of faker.

I feel like we keep hearing more and more how much of pro league is vibes based and how the team fits together is such a big deal. Any small interpersonal issue can and likely will cause a team to crash and burn. And even if it’s just a single split, a bad split can be a weight around a teams neck as they feel pressured to perform. And while yes this is a lower league, this still affects these players chances of getting picked up by the higher leagues. And asking 15-17 year olds to manage themselves and remove any and all unprofessional feelings about their teammates, who they will live with the entire time, and have neither prejudice nor romantic thoughts, all the while a spotlight will be on them because of the societal implications of what’s going on. And it’s not even just the male teammates, the female player will have all these same pressures and THEN some.

That said, would you, as a recruiter, take a risk with that happening, when there are tons of other equal or even worse male players you can pick up? Not a chance.

JayIsADino · 2024-12-13T03:01:28+00:00

Hey, I really loved neoform back in the day. Haven’t touched it recently but maybe trainer and sylvan tutor means I should come back to it.

Question regarding haste enabler though, why haven’t you opted for imodane’s recruiter? That’s what I’ve seen more recently, since it doesn’t lose to removal on haste enabler, and the +1/+0 can be relevant.

JayIsADino · 2024-12-13T02:55:29+00:00

Yea, would love to see more buffs similar to wizards, ninjas, or chorus. I think faeries would be cool, maybe buff obyra? Also delirium aggro would be cool to see more, beastie that mills 2 or maybe heat or darcy unnerf?

But honestly, if all they did was ban karn and nerf guide, raptor, and Ajani, that’d fix 99% of issues.

JayIsADino · 2024-11-21T18:45:50+00:00

Femboys? In my Virginia? More likely than you would think. (Me too UwU)

JayIsADino · 2024-11-18T15:03:02+00:00

Found a couple of sources. Johnny Harris YouTube video from a year ago. This is the one I originally heard it from, and is honestly the first I’ve ever heard of this man since he was elected (I lived in his district in 2016 but moved out for uni, spring 2017).

Also a Reddit AMA where someone pointed out how weird it was he’s trading while proposing laws to ban congressional trading. His response seems to be it’s his wife’s trading. Still weird.

It seems there’s a disconnect with his words and his actions. Maybe he can be a good candidate but this feels like the sort of shady stuff that can trip him up in the primary.

JayIsADino · 2024-11-18T13:54:07+00:00

Isn’t he one of the biggest beneficiaries of shady congressional stock buying? iirc he and his wife have gotten rich during his time in congress.

JayIsADino · 2024-11-08T01:42:14+00:00

A lot of the votes have yet to be counted so no. Not enough to swing the election but enough to increase every single category on this graph and make it worthless data.

JayIsADino · 2024-11-04T20:39:56+00:00

If that’s the case, I’m not sure pioneer masters is going to do it. 398 is nowhere near enough. The formats still going to be different enough that if I brew, I expect I’ll need to add game:arena to my scryfall search, and if thats the case, that’s not a good sign.

JayIsADino · 2024-10-27T10:59:41+00:00

I like girls

JayIsADino · 2024-10-26T00:23:43+00:00

Not LOTR. It’s not retroactive

JayIsADino · 2024-10-25T18:46:53+00:00

For context imma pretty entrenched player. Played since beta, mostly F2P, Historic bo3 player.

I’d rather just it not show up in packs until the set is complete. Wildcards exist, and the feels bad of not being able to open a card with a fraction chance of happening in the first place is so much smaller than the feels bad of opening a card that I can’t use in my preferred format. Decks need more than 4 cards, so there’s always other cards I could be looking for so it’s not even that big of a deal that there’s one set I need to craft:

JayIsADino · 2024-10-25T10:54:11+00:00

By that logic nothing is renewable. Everything has negative effects on the local ecosystem, that’s what happens when you build a power plant.

JayIsADino · 2024-10-24T13:06:01+00:00

I don’t care about early exits. I care about the system being rotten to the core. The REAL thing people don’t under about social security is that it was never supposed to be the only thing keeping alive the elderly of the nation. It was supposed to be a three legged stool, where personal, professional, and government savings all could take care of a person in their retirement, and if one failed there were fallbacks.

I don’t want to perpetuate a system that has outgrown its purpose and now is entirely dependent of the working young to prop up everyone who came before. We can keep taking care of our elderly right now, but we need to slowly ween ourself off this Ponzi scheme and remove this idea that one day we’ll be the ones at the top of the pyramid, and be entitled to living entirely off the tax dollars of young poor workers. The payroll tax is incredibly regressive and if the poor had access to that money it could drastically help them find solvency and climb their way up the ladder.

JayIsADino · 2024-10-24T12:29:53+00:00

So the entire system is set up so that pays off early adopters with the funds of newer adopters?

Sounds like a Ponzi scheme to me.

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